Released: July 29, 1993
Songwriter: Mike Love Brian Wilson
Producer: Brian Wilson
Stark naked in front of my mirror
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at
A big pot and tripley chin
Oh what condition my condition was in
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way
I read a book on organic foods
Jumped on a health food kick
Put me in the mood
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town
H.-E.-L.-P
H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
If you haven't why don't you go shopping today
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way
H.-E.-L.-P
Radiant Radish is gonna be on Fairfax and 3rd
Sansasanth and Melrose 40452
Oooh, get yourself in for a snack
Yeah, but stop by the Radiant Radish
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at
A big pot and tripley chin
Oh what condition my condition was in
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way
I read a book on organic foods
Jumped on a health food kick
Put me in the mood
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town
H.-E.-L.-P
H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace
Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
If you haven't why don't you go shopping today
And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way
H.-E.-L.-P
Radiant Radish is gonna be on Fairfax and 3rd
Sansasanth and Melrose 40452
Oooh, get yourself in for a snack
Yeah, but stop by the Radiant Radish
Good Vibrations: Thirty Years of the Beach Boys
- You Need A Mess Of Help To Stand Alone
- Do You Like Worms
- Hang On to Your Ego (alternate version)
- H.E.L.P. Is on the Way
- Fairy Tale Music
- Heroes and Villains (Sections)
- Wind Chimes (Smile version)
- Be True to Your School (Live 1964)
- God Only Knows (Tracking Session)
- Radio Spot #4
- Vega-Tables
- California
- I Just Got My Pay
- Cabinessence (Track Only)
- Radio Spot #2
- Heroes and Villains (Track Only)
- Surfin’ (rehearsal)
- Things We Did Last Summer
- It’s Over Now
- Heroes and Villains (Alternative Take)
- Marcella
- Break Away
- All This Is That
- Can’t Wait Too Long
- Darlin’
- Let the Wind Blow
- Goin’ On
- The Little Girl I Once Knew
- Pet Sounds
- I Get Around (Track Only)
- Ruby Baby (Party LP Outtake)
- Games Two Can Play
- Good Vibrations (Sessions)
- Radio Station Jingles
- Radio Spot #3
- Hushabye (Vocals)
- In My Room (demo)
- Wonderful (Smile Version)
- Surf’s Up: Piano Demo (Master Take)
- Surfin’ (Single Version)
- Their Hearts Were Full Of Spring (Demo)
- Punchline
- Concert Promo / Hushabye (Live)
- Barbara Ann (45 Version)
- KOMA (Radio Promo Spot)
- Heroes And Villains (Intro)
- I Love To Say Da Da
- Cool Cool Water (1967)
- Dance, Dance, Dance (Tracking Session)
- Hang On To Your Ego (Sessions)
- When I Grow Up To Be A Man (Vocals)
- Wouldn’t It Be Nice (Vocals)
- Our Prayer
- Cotton Fields (The Cotton Song) (Single Version)
- Surfer Girl (Live in Hawaii Rehearsals 1967)
- Our Team
- Still I Dream of It
- Surfin’ U.S.A. (demo version)
- Surfer Girl (Live 1964)
- California Girls (Vocals)
- Good Vibrations (Live 1966)
- Surf’s Up (Track Only)
- San Miguel
- And Your Dream Comes True
- Wendy (Vocals)
- All Summer Long (Vocals)
- Little Surfer Girl
- Be True to Your School (Single Version)
- Radio Spot #1
- 4th of July
- Concert Intro / Surfin’ U.S.A. (Live 1964)
- Surf’s Up
- Surfer Girl
- Catch A Wave
- The Surfer Moon
- In My Room
- Shut Down
- I Get Around
- Don’t Worry Baby
- All Summer Long
- The Warmth Of The Sun
- Spirit of America
- Wendy
- Little Saint Nick (1991 Remix)
- Don’t Back Down
- Then I Kissed Her
- Do You Wanna Dance?
- Surfin’ Safari
- Cabin Essence
- Little Deuce Coupe
- Good Vibrations
- California Girls
- Kokomo
- Wouldn’t It Be Nice
- You Still Believe in Me
- Sloop John B
- God Only Knows
- I Just Wasn’t Made for These Times
- Surfin’ USA
- Help Me, Rhonda
- Fun, Fun, Fun
- Caroline, No
- Heroes and Villains
- 409
- Little Honda
- When I Grow Up (To Be a Man)
- Dance, Dance, Dance
- Please Let Me Wonder
- Rock and Roll Music
- ’Til I Die
- Sail On, Sailor
- It’s OK
- Had to Phone Ya
- The Trader
- That Same Song
- Funky Pretty
- Good Timin’
- Let Us Go On This Way
- Baby Blue
- The Night Was So Young
- I’ll Bet He’s Nice
- Airplane
- Come Go with Me
- Our Sweet Love
- Forever
- Disney Girls (1957)
- She Knows Me Too Well
- With Me Tonight
- Wild Honey
- Meant For You
- Friends
- Do It Again
- I Can Hear Music
- Little Bird
- I Went to Sleep
- Busy Doin’ Nothin’
- Time to Get Alone
- This Whole World
- Add Some Music to Your Day
- Why Do Fools Fall In Love
- Long Promised Road
- Getcha Back
- Surfin’ USA
- God Only Knows
- Wouldn’t It Be Nice
- Good Vibrations
- Kokomo
- Sloop John B
- California Girls
- I Get Around
- Surf’s Up
- Little Deuce Coupe
- Don’t Worry Baby
- In My Room
- I Just Wasn’t Made for These Times
- Surfin’ Safari
- You Still Believe in Me
- Forever
- That’s Not Me
- Fun, Fun, Fun
- Heroes and Villains
- Caroline, No
- 409
- Don’t Talk (Put Your Head on My Shoulder)
- I Know There’s an Answer
- Barbara Ann