Released: September 27, 2019
Songwriter: Paul McCartney Lennon-McCartney
Producer: George Martin
Paul: Tell you what
Do, do more sort of a (scatters a drum solo) you know
*Ringo mimics Paul*
Paul: Yes, just something a bit more because it sounds a bit dead when you hear it, just as an intro
*Paul continues to scatter*
Paul: Yeah. Uh, do that one (Scatters and plays the piano to bass chords)
*George attempts to mimic Paul*
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
[Chorus]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head, do do do do do
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
[Verse 2]
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o"
But as she turns her back on the boy
He rose up from behind
[Chorus]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
[singing]
[Verse 3]
*gibberish*
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Valerie
Gallery
Free
Agree and he tells him
So, o, o, o
But as his words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from the back
[Chorus]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
[singing]
[Outro]
Paul: One more
It was good, you know, it had nice bits in it
It would be nice to have the nice bits and the other bits
George: And the bad bits
Paul: And the bad bits, yeah (Laughs)
Ringo: George Harrison is resting his arm
Paul: Let it be known unto the people [laughing]
George: Kick out the jams, take 8
Ringo: Brothers and sisters!
Do, do more sort of a (scatters a drum solo) you know
*Ringo mimics Paul*
Paul: Yes, just something a bit more because it sounds a bit dead when you hear it, just as an intro
*Paul continues to scatter*
Paul: Yeah. Uh, do that one (Scatters and plays the piano to bass chords)
*George attempts to mimic Paul*
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
[Chorus]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head, do do do do do
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
[Verse 2]
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o"
But as she turns her back on the boy
He rose up from behind
[Chorus]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
[singing]
[Verse 3]
*gibberish*
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Valerie
Gallery
Free
Agree and he tells him
So, o, o, o
But as his words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from the back
[Chorus]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
[singing]
[Outro]
Paul: One more
It was good, you know, it had nice bits in it
It would be nice to have the nice bits and the other bits
George: And the bad bits
Paul: And the bad bits, yeah (Laughs)
Ringo: George Harrison is resting his arm
Paul: Let it be known unto the people [laughing]
George: Kick out the jams, take 8
Ringo: Brothers and sisters!
Abbey Road (Super Deluxe Edition)
- Come and Get It (Studio Demo)
- I Want You (She’s So Heavy) [2019 Mix]
- Octopus’s Garden (2019 Mix)
- Oh! Darling (2019 Mix)
- Maxwell’s Silver Hammer (2019 Mix)
- Come Together (2019 Mix)
- Golden Slumbers / Carry That Weight (Take 17 – Instrumental – Strings & Brass Only)
- The Long One (Trial Edit & Mix - 30 July 1969)
- Because (Take 1 / Instrumental)
- Here Comes the Sun (2019 Mix)
- Because (2019 Mix)
- The End (2019 Mix)
- Carry That Weight (2019 Mix)
- Golden Slumbers (2019 Mix)
- She Came In Through the Bathroom Window (2019 Mix)
- Polythene Pam (2019 Mix)
- Mean Mr. Mustard (2019 Mix)
- Sun King (2019 Mix)
- You Never Give Me Your Money (2019 Mix)
- She Came in Through the Bathroom Window (Take 27)
- Polythene Pam (Take 27)
- Oh! Darling (Take 4)
- Old Brown Shoe (Take 2)
- The Ballad of John and Yoko (Take 7)
- Something (Studio Demo)
- I Want You (She’s So Heavy) (Trident Recording Session and Reduction Mix)
- Something (Take 39/Instrumental/Strings Only)
- Something (2019 Mix)
- Goodbye (Home Demo)
- Octopus’s Garden (Take 9)
- You Never Give Me Your Money (Take 36)
- Mean Mr. Mustard (Take 20)
- Sun King (Take 20)
- The End (Take 3)
- Come Together (Take 5)
- Maxwell’s Silver Hammer (Take 12)
- Here Come’s the Sun (Take 9)
- Golden Slumbers / Carry That Weight (Takes 1-3 / Medley)
- Her Majesty (Takes 1-3)
- Her Majesty (2019 Mix)
- Let It Be
- Yesterday
- Come Together
- Hey Jude
- Something
- Here Comes the Sun
- A Day in the Life
- Blackbird
- I Am the Walrus
- Eleanor Rigby
- In My Life
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps
- Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
- Across the Universe
- Strawberry Fields Forever
- Michelle
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- Help!
- I Want to Hold Your Hand
- Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
- Yellow Submarine
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- Don’t Let Me Down
- When I’m Sixty-Four