Released: October 28, 1996
Songwriter: Paul McCartney Lennon-McCartney
Producer: George Martin
[Verse 1: Paul McCartney]
Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door
[Chorus: Paul McCartney]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Klang! Klang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
[Verse 2: Paul McCartney]
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 lines "I must not be so, o, o, o"
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind
[Chorus: Paul McCartney]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
(Do-do-do-do)
Klang! Klang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
[Bridge: Paul McCartney]
[Verse 3: Paul McCartney]
[Forgets words]
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Forgets name] and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, say he must go free
[Laughing] does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-o
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind
[Chorus: Paul McCartney]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head
Klang! Klang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure he was dead
[Outro: Paul McCartney]
Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door
[Chorus: Paul McCartney]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Klang! Klang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
[Verse 2: Paul McCartney]
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 lines "I must not be so, o, o, o"
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind
[Chorus: Paul McCartney]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
(Do-do-do-do)
Klang! Klang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
[Bridge: Paul McCartney]
[Verse 3: Paul McCartney]
[Forgets words]
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Forgets name] and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, say he must go free
[Laughing] does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-o
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind
[Chorus: Paul McCartney]
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head
Klang! Klang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure he was dead
[Outro: Paul McCartney]
Anthology 3
- Glass Onion (Take 33)
- Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (Take 5)
- Don’t Pass Me By (Takes 3 & 5)
- Hey Jude (Take 2)
- Let It Be (Take 1)
- The Long and Winding Road (Savile Row Sessions)
- For You Blue (Savile Row Sessions)
- Old Brown Shoe (Demo)
- What’s the New Mary Jane (Take 4)
- I Will (Take 1)
- Ain’t She Sweet (Anthology 3 version)
- The End (Anthology Version)
- Sexy Sadie (Take 6)
- Cry Baby Cry (Take 1)
- Good Night (Rehearsal & Take 34)
- Get Back (Take 3 - Live at The Beatles Rooftop Concert)
- Maxwell’s Silver Hammer (Take 5)
- Julia (Take 2)
- Something (Studio Demo)
- Rocky Raccoon (Take 8)
- Not Guilty (Take 102)
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Anthology 3 Version)
- Come and Get It (Studio Demo)
- Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues
- All Things Must Pass (Demo)
- Medley: Rip It Up / Shake, Rattle and Roll / Blue Suede Shoes
- Teddy Boy (Savile Row Sessions)
- Step Inside Love / Los Paranoias
- Junk
- A Beginning
- Happiness is a Warm Gun (Anthology 3 Version)
- Polythene Pam (Esher Demo)
- Mean Mr. Mustard (Esher Demo)
- Junk (Esher Demo)
- Honey Pie (Esher Demo)
- Piggies (Esher Demo)
- Glass Onion (Esher Demo)
- I Me Mine (Anthology Version)
- Helter Skelter (Take 2 / Edited)
- Because
- Anthology 3 (1996)
- Let It Be
- Yesterday
- Come Together
- Hey Jude
- Something
- Here Comes the Sun
- A Day in the Life
- Blackbird
- I Am the Walrus
- Eleanor Rigby
- In My Life
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps
- Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
- Across the Universe
- Strawberry Fields Forever
- Michelle
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- Help!
- I Want to Hold Your Hand
- Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
- Yellow Submarine
- Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
- Don’t Let Me Down
- When I’m Sixty-Four