Released: February 10, 2009

Featuring: Norah Jones

Songwriter: Mansur Zafr Akiva Schaffer Jorma Taccone Andy Samberg

Producer: Mansur

[Intro: Andy, Jorma]
(spoken)
The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix

(sung)
Some dude once said
That love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me
'Cause I see her, in my dreams

[Chorus: Norah Jones]
Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love

[Verse 1: Jorma , Akiva, Andy]
Dreamgirl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you, you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dreamgirl so beautiful, lips all crummy
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
Half-eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
Hear a loud noise, start b-buckin' like a bronco

[Chorus: Norah Jones]
Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love

[Verse 2: Jorma, Akiva, Andy, together]
You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe lean
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig
Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck?
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and—
I like that! Talking to your shoe like it's your friend
I like that! Yellin' at the walls of make-pretend
I like that! Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stab me in my sleep, but you won't't!

[Bridge: Norah Jones]
Last week thought I saw you on the street
Turned out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash

[Verse 3: Jorma, Akiva, Andy, together]
Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cause you always get skittish
Open clams with both feet cause you're ambidextrous
No point cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste, that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy a box
Your family will all say: Chex mix rocks!

[Outro: Norah Jones]
Chex Mix, you're the snack for me
You're the only one, I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix, you're delicious
You got sixty percent less fat than potato chips TM

The Lonely Island

Andy Samberg, Akiva Shaffer, and Jorma Taccone burst onto the scene creating digital shorts for the long-running NBC comedy sketch series Saturday Night Live in 2005, starting with Lazy Sunday. Their unique brand of comedy and music has since spawned five comedy albums, one of which is a soundtrack for their movie, Never Stop Never Stopping, and one is a Netflix visual album entitled The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience.

The aforementioned shorts have featured cameo appearances by celebrities, as well as collaborations with such artists as T-Pain, Akon, Michael Bolton, Adam Levine, and Justin Timberlake, to name a few.