Van Halen

Released: June 17, 1991

Songwriter: Alex Van Halen Eddie Van Halen Michael Anthony (Bassist) Sammy Hagar

Producer: Andy Johns Ted Templeman Van Halen

Both feet up, watchin' tv
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh

Hey, tell me who you're gonna call
When you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Just throw your love line
In her direction, oh

All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, it cost ya four
And she'll be up for negotiations
If you call back for more

Now who you're gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little something
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, oh

All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa

[Solo]

Hey!

All you bad, bad boys
(Get your mind blown)
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ooh

All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's the spank line, yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All you bad (wooh) bad boys
Just, call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-SPANKED

All you bad, bad boys
1-900-SPANKED
You bad bad bad boys
All you bad, bad boys
Just call her up
It's the spank line
Yeah, oh, ow

Van Halen is one of the most iconic American rock bands of all time. Formed in Pasadena, California in 1972, the group’s primary line-up consisted of Eddie Van Halen on guitar, Alex Van Halen on drums, David Lee Roth providing lead vocals, and Michael Anthony providing bass duties and significant harmonies.

Their first six albums, recorded and released between 1977–1984, are considered to be classics and pioneering efforts in the field of hard rock. Eddie Van Halen’s groundbreaking guitar sound and techniques completely changed the landscape of music and radio culture in the 1980s. His and brother Alex’s virtuosity, along with David Lee Roth’s charisma and bassist Michael Anthony’s foundational contributions garnered the band early comparisons to their predecessors—Led Zeppelin—a group who had a profound influence on them. Though, even more so than Jimmy Page, Eddie cites Eric Clapton as having the biggest impact on his playing.

In 1977, after recording a demo with Gene Simmons (who wanted the band to change their name to “Daddy Longlegs”) they were introduced to KISS‘ management, who told Simmons they wouldn’t sign them

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