Released: June 17, 1991
Songwriter: Alex Van Halen Eddie Van Halen Michael Anthony (Bassist) Sammy Hagar
Producer: Andy Johns Ted Templeman Van Halen
Both feet up, watchin' tv
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
Hey, tell me who you're gonna call
When you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Just throw your love line
In her direction, oh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, it cost ya four
And she'll be up for negotiations
If you call back for more
Now who you're gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little something
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, oh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa
[Solo]
Hey!
All you bad, bad boys
(Get your mind blown)
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ooh
All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's the spank line, yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All you bad (wooh) bad boys
Just, call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-SPANKED
All you bad, bad boys
1-900-SPANKED
You bad bad bad boys
All you bad, bad boys
Just call her up
It's the spank line
Yeah, oh, ow
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
Hey, tell me who you're gonna call
When you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Just throw your love line
In her direction, oh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, it cost ya four
And she'll be up for negotiations
If you call back for more
Now who you're gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little something
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, oh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa
[Solo]
Hey!
All you bad, bad boys
(Get your mind blown)
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ooh
All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's the spank line, yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All you bad (wooh) bad boys
Just, call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-SPANKED
All you bad, bad boys
1-900-SPANKED
You bad bad bad boys
All you bad, bad boys
Just call her up
It's the spank line
Yeah, oh, ow
Live: Right Here, Right Now
- Why Can’t This Be Love
- Give to Live
- Right Now (Live)
- In ‘n’ Out (Live)
- Poundcake (Live)
- Judgement Day (Live)
- 316
- You Really Got Me/Cabo Wabo
- Ultra Bass
- Jump (Live)
- Panama (Live)
- Won’t Get Fooled Again
- Man on a Mission (Live)
- Dreams
- Best of Both Worlds
- Love Walks In
- When It’s Love
- Finish What Ya Started
- Spanked
- Runaround
- Top of the World
- Pleasure Dome/Drum Solo
- One Way to Rock
- Ain’t Talkin’ ’bout Love (Live)
- For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991)
- Live: Right Here, Right Now (1993)
- Jump
- Panama
- Hot for Teacher
- Runnin’ with the Devil
- Ain’t Talkin’ ’Bout Love
- Ice Cream Man
- Dance the Night Away
- Right Now
- Atomic Punk
- I’ll Wait
- Dreams
- Eruption
- Why Can’t This Be Love
- You Really Got Me
- Unchained
- Jamie’s Cryin’
- Poundcake
- Everybody Wants Some
- Little Guitars
- Beautiful Girls
- Love Walks In
- Can’t Stop Lovin’ You
- Drop Dead Legs
- D.O.A.