Songwriter: 50 Cent

Producer: Sha Money XL

[Intro]
This mic on?
Ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to thank you for coming out tonight
For the screening of my new film
"I'm Not Rich I'm Still Lyin'"
It's 50 Cent starring as Game, it's autobiographical
I hope you enjoy yourselves

[Verse 1: 50 impersonating Game's voice]
50 callin me crazy, I might be just maybe
I'm gangsta I'm crippin', the Damu I'm trippin'
Fuck 50, fuck Dre, fuck N.W.A
Man I'm Hurricane Game (Em this nigga changed)
I brought the west back I write the best raps
(But what about Snoop?) Snoop shit ain't all that
And I get bad bitches now I even fucked Mya
(I fucked her 1st Game) 50 you a liar
See that's why I hate you, you think you know me
I'mma tell everybody you shot my homie
I hope the police get you and you go to jail
Feds freeze your accounts so you can't make bail
Hope everybody on G-Unit go to hell
Wit Eminem, Obie, Stat Quo and D-12
So what I was on change of hearts so what I was a stripper
So what I never banged I'm from Compton nigga

[Hook]
Now horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin me no problem
Now horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin me no problem

[Verse 2]
G-G-G-G-Unot! I got my own shoe (Game that shit ain't gon' sell)
So, the ad's in the magazine nobody can't tell
(Good luck wit yo next album man I hope it does well)
You tryna be funny, D-Mack got all my money
And Jimmy robbin me, they listenin probably
Me and Fase had a fall out he really not my brother
We got the same father but we got different mothers
Now Suge punked Dre but he don't punk me
I won a Vibe Award this year nobody punch me
(Game you know I wrote that hook for Hate it or Love it)
So what, it's still on my trophy case I think nothing of it

[Hook]
Now horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin me no problem
Now horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When it's comedy or it's drama
It's starrin me no problem

[Outro: 50 Cent (normal)]
Yeah; it's 50
New album, July 18th
It's called "I Can't Stay Away"
Y'all thought I was gonna let y'all eat? Naw nigga
Oh! This is too much fun man
Hey... hey nigga I seen yo lil DVD nigga
Is that all you got? I mean newsflash: nobody believes you
Then you say you woke up outta coma 2001
Well yo brother says you never were in a coma
Then you say you were in a gang
Well yo brother says you were never in a gang
Now you can get your records together
And you can submit 'em to me
I mean you can send the records you have to me
So I can... open... ya album budget, your recording budget
You gotta send your music to the boss.... that's me, the boss
Yeah....it's D-Unit, G-Unit, that's it, that's all
I rule with a iron fist
Cocksucker

50 Cent

Curtis James Jackson III (born July 6, 1975), better known by his stage name 50 Cent, is an American rapper, entrepreneur, investor, record producer, and actor.

After recording a never-released album with Columbia, 50 got on his grind and rose to fame via a string of well-received mixtapes, thus setting the template for rap stardom in the modern era.

50’s crowning success came in 2003 with the release of the album Get Rich or Die Tryin' which sold 872,000 copies in four days and was certified 8x platinum by the RIAA. Since that monster hit, he has continued to make music while also delving into movies, sports drinks, video games, mass charity campaigns, and more.