Released: September 12, 1989

Songwriter: Desmond Child Joe Perry Steven Tyler

Producer: Bruce Fairbairn

[Verse 1]
Hot wax dripping
Honey, what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I've got to play
She said not now, boy
But I did anyway
And I'm ready, so ready

Lip smacking paddy whacking
Walking the street
I got a rag top Chevy
Now I'm back on my feet
I get an EM-HO woody
When I sit in the seat
Because I'm ready, so ready
Yeah

I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
Because in the pink she look so fine
She's got the cracker jack, now all I want's the prize, honey
Heh heh heh
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
Ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check until I get back on my feet, honey
Heh heh yeah

[Chorus 1]
Because I'm
All right
Your mamma says I'm
All right
Your daddy says I'm
All right
And my old lady says I'm
All right

[Verse 2]
Whip-cracking floozy
Way out of control
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll
I got the right key, baby
But the wrong keyhole
And I'm ready, so ready
Yeah-ow

I'm a red-hot pistol
And I'm ready to fight
I'm a .38 special
On a Saturday night
I'm going to kiss your boo-boo, honey
Make it all right
Because I'm ready, so ready
Whoo

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss, honey, that's my kinda trash
Yeah

My brand new baby's looking f-i-n-e, FINE
The sun is shining everyday
Ain't got no rubbers, now it's raining all the time, honey
Whooooee

[Chorus 2]
Says I'm
All right
My little sister says I'm
All right
Ohh, my brother thinks I'm
All right
And my old lady knows I'm
All right

[Verse 3]
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you, but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e, FINE
Let's put our clothes back on
And by the way, girl
What's your name again?
Uh huh
Come on come on come on come on
Yeah, owww
[Tyler sounds] G-g-g-g-gow

[Chorus 3]
Because I'm
All right
Ooo, your daddy says I'm
All right
Oooh, even Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
As Joe Perry says, I'm
All right

[Verse 4]
Pitched my tent
In the pouring rain
I got a back-seat lover
That's calling my name
She going to blow my cover
She's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready
Ow!

I shove my tongue
Right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
For twenty-five weeks
I hear that you're so tight
Your loving squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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Aerosmith

Aerosmith is an American rock band, sometimes referred to as “The Bad Boys from Boston” and “America’s Greatest Rock and Roll Band.” Formed in 1970, its founding members are Steven Tyler (vocals, keyboards, harmonica), Tom Hamilton (bass), Joey Kramer (drums), Joe Perry (guitar, vocals) and Brad Whitford (guitar).

The band released their eponymous debut studio album in 1973 featuring the single “Dream On,” which remains one of their most popular songs. Their next four albums made them rock stars across the US and Canada, spawning the hits “Sweet Emotion”, “Last Child”, “Walk This Way”, “Back In The Saddle”, “Draw The Line”, and a cover of “Come Together” for the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Soundtrack.

Before the release of their fifth album Draw The Line, the band’s substance abuse began to destroy them. Perry quit after a backstage fight with Tyler in 1979, and Whitfield left two years later. Despite moderate sales, the band’s fifth and sixth albums were considered flops when compared to the band’s past accomplishments. When Perry and Whitfield returned in 1984, their eighth album Done With Mirrors was also deemed unsuccessful despite strong reviews. Doug Herzog (MTV, VH1)