[Intro]
One, Two, Three
Hut one, hut two, hike!
Ooooo Yeah!

[Verse 1]
Who's my little football girl?
Can you make the team?
You can all come to my bedroom now
Gonna see if you a wonder
Who's my little football girl?
Can you make the team?

[Verse 2]
Tryouts start today
You better be on time
But your passage will not end
Gonna penetrate your front line
Who's my little football girl?
Can you make the grade?

[Hook]
Football, football
Football, football
Quarterback!

Illegal procedure #69
Touchdown defense

Football, football
Football, football
Quarterback!

[Outro]
It's fourth and goal on my 10 with 2 seconds left
The score is me and me tied up

Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains are a Seattle-based rock band. They rose to international fame in the early 1990s as part of the ‘grunge’ movement. They are one of the most critically and commercially acclaimed acts of the 90s. Their first 3 studio albums all went multi-platinum and they have received 8 Grammy nominations for Best Hard Rock performance (sadly, never winning once).

Their unique sound comes from the harmonized vocals of co-founders Layne Staley and Jerry Cantrell, as showcased in some of their biggest songs like “No Excuses” from Jar of Flies, “Angry Chair” from Dirt and “Again” from the self-titled album. Cantrell also serves as the primary songwriter and guitarist of the band.

The band was never restricted to grunge. Cantrell believes it to be heavy metal; and indeed a lot of modern heavy metal bands cite Alice in Chains as an influence, including Metallica for Death Magnetic.