Songwriter: Tom DeLonge Mark Hoppus

Producer: Jerry Finn

[Verse 1]
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
And ask you to filate him; and stick a finger or two in his ass

[Chorus]
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

[Verse 2]
When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?

[Chorus]
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
(This is fucking stupid man, I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather! I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do; take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?! Man, you like to fuck him in the butt! I mean, everyone would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place, this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man! This is stupid. I hate you!)

​​blink-182

blink-182 set off the 1990s storm of pop-punk, blazing a trail in the genre with electrifying riffs and memorable lines—“Fuck a Dog,” anyone? The band has seen some lineup changes over the years, but its core trio (Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, and Travis Barker) has mostly stood the test of time. As of 2015, DeLonge left the band to pursue other projects.

Founded in 1992 in Poway, California (a suburb in San Diego), DeLonge, Hoppus, and former drummer Scott Raynor formed the band in Raynor’s bedroom, writing songs for their demos, and playing practical jokes along the way. Initially, under the name Blink, the trio was forced to change the name to avoid a lawsuit with the Irish pop-rock group of the same name, so they added “182” at random (fans continue to speculate what “182” means to this day).

After releasing their demo album Buddha, blink-182 released Cheshire Cat in 1995 under Cargo Records. While not a major success at the time, the album generated buzz from the Southern California punk scene and major labels alike. After being signed to MCA Records, the band released Dude Ranch in 1997 with the hit singles “Dammit” and “Josie”.