Songwriter: Chris Gantry Eddie Rabbitt
Producer: David Malloy
Takes a wad of dough and he plops it on the table
Makes it flat and round and pours in a ladle of tomato sauce
Spreads it, red, thick, and sweet
Takes a big fistful of mozzarella cheese
Spreads it around with anchovies
Green peppers and onions and mushrooms and little ground beef
Then he puts it on the shelf, and then shoves it in the oven
With tender lovin' care
And he dances around while our tongues hang out
And the smell of heaven fills the air
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Make me the juiciest pizza in the land
Hey, I'm no penny pincher
Give me that big sixteen-incher
Whoa-oh, make it to go
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Well, we sat in the booth less than a quarter of an hour
And out of the oven, like a giant sunflower
It came all ready and steamin' with boilin' cheese
Well, he took his round knife and he cut it up in slices
Put it in a box, looked at me and said the price is
\$3.99, I gave him a five, I got \$1.01 change
And I was tempted to eat it on the front seat
It smelled so good I could hardly drive
So now, excuse me, please, but I gotta have a piece
Of that scrumptious pizza pie
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Make me the juiciest pizza in the land
Hey, I'm no penny pincher
Give me that big sixteen-incher
Whoa-oh, make it to go
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Makes it flat and round and pours in a ladle of tomato sauce
Spreads it, red, thick, and sweet
Takes a big fistful of mozzarella cheese
Spreads it around with anchovies
Green peppers and onions and mushrooms and little ground beef
Then he puts it on the shelf, and then shoves it in the oven
With tender lovin' care
And he dances around while our tongues hang out
And the smell of heaven fills the air
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Make me the juiciest pizza in the land
Hey, I'm no penny pincher
Give me that big sixteen-incher
Whoa-oh, make it to go
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Well, we sat in the booth less than a quarter of an hour
And out of the oven, like a giant sunflower
It came all ready and steamin' with boilin' cheese
Well, he took his round knife and he cut it up in slices
Put it in a box, looked at me and said the price is
\$3.99, I gave him a five, I got \$1.01 change
And I was tempted to eat it on the front seat
It smelled so good I could hardly drive
So now, excuse me, please, but I gotta have a piece
Of that scrumptious pizza pie
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Make me the juiciest pizza in the land
Hey, I'm no penny pincher
Give me that big sixteen-incher
Whoa-oh, make it to go
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Tullahoma dancing pizza man
Rocky Mountain Music
- Rocky Mountain Music
- There’s Someone She Lies To (To Lay Here with Me)
- I Just Got to Have You
- Two Dollars in the Jukebox
- Do You Right Tonight
- Drinkin’ My Baby (Off My Mind)
- I Don’t Wanna Make Love (With Anyone Else But You)
- Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man
- I Can’t Get This Ring Off My Finger
- Ain’t I Something
- Could You Love a Poor Boy, Dolly
- Rocky Mountain Music (1976)
- I Love a Rainy Night
- Drivin’ My Life Away
- A World Without Love
- My Only Wish
- Bring Back the Sunshine
- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
- You Got Me Now
- Repetitive Regret
- Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man
- Both to Each Other (Friends and Lovers)
- You Can’t Run from Love
- It’s Always Like the First Time
- American Boy
- I Don’t Wanna Make Love (With Anyone Else But You)
- Hurtin’ for You
- The Girl On My Mind
- Pour Me Another Tequila
- Pretty Lady
- You Get to Me
- So Fine
- Someone Could Lose a Heart Tonight
- I Can’t Help Myself
- We Must Be Doin’ Something Right
- Our Love Will Survive