Released: September 13, 1996

Songwriter: John Parr

Producer: John Parr

Call me, the lady said call me
She left the number, written on the wall
A hundred times I've called it
Noon and night and mornin'
It's ringin' off the wall

Call me, you say any time call me
Leave a little message
Just wanna hear your sweet voice
Every time I dial it
Your damn machine keeps whinin'
On and on, leave a message at the tone

She ain't in, she's not home
But I swear, I bet you're not alone
You're with him, I can tell
You don't care
Girl, I know you oh so well
I ain't cryin', I ain't green
'Cause I'm sick an tired of
Makin' love to your answer machine

Call me, you must be joking baby
Screw you, you had me by the balls
Girl I got your number
They had you listed under
Cruel and mean
By the way screw your answer machine

You ain't in, you're not home
But I swear, I bet you're not alone
You're with him, I can tell
You don't care
Girl, I know you oh so well
I ain't cryin', I ain't green
And I'm sick and tired of
Makin' love to your answer machine
Listen baby
Won't you please pick up the phone
Don't keep me hangin' on the line
Got a mean operator
Chewin' at my ear, says I'm down
Yes I'm down, too many times

I can't eat, I can't sleep
I'm makin' love, to your answer machine
All day, all night
But you, you don't hear a word I say
Baby I'm yours, it's obscene
And I'm sick and tired
Of your machine

She ain't in, she's not home
Yeah I swear, I know you're not alone
You're with him, you don't care
So much pain, hurtin' more than I can bear
Baby I'm yours, it's obscene
I keep makin' love to your machine
I'm obsessed, set me free
'Cause I'm sick and tired of
Makin' love to your answer machine

John Parr

John Parr (born 18 November 1952) is a Grammy-nominated English musician, best known for his 1985 US #1 single “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” and for his 1984 single “Naughty Naughty” (US Rock #1). Parr was nominated for a Grammy award for “St Elmo’s Fire” in 1985.

Parr first entered the music scene when he was 12 years old and formed a band with two fellow schoolmates, which they named The Silence. The band had achieved some success. They eventually became professional and started to tour Europe. He then joined a band named Bitter Suite who were a huge success in the working men’s clubs in Yorkshire, he then formed a “Super Band” with musicians from other working men’s club bands, and named the band Ponders End , a band that set a new precedent for the bands in the north.

Parr secured a publishing deal with Carlin America in 1983 and in the same year Meat Loaf asked him to write some songs for his new album. It led to a fateful meeting with John Wolff, who was tour manager for The Who. Foreseeing the initial demise of The Who, Wolff was looking for a new venture and considered Parr to be a suitable partner. Parr first visited America in 1984 and worked with Meat Loaf on Bad Attitude. Meanwhile, Wolff secured Parr’s solo Atlantic recording deal in New York.