Freestyle on Sway In The MorningLil Dicky

Lil 'ol Dick and I'm back in this bitch
I know y'all know when I rap, what it is?
All facts don't fib, got a gang full of hits
In touch with the kids like a pedo
Uhhh, I'ma jam like Shaq
I'ma bang when I wish
Up in this bish like a fe-tus
Ain't no timelines when you timeless
Hold up, MJ, '96
Meaning I'm back on my bullshit
You know I come hard like a full dick
Suburban and white, WHIP
Stay with the bread like some Cool Whip, though
Look how it spread! Cool Whip flow
I can make 'em ride with an IG live
And my girl got bombs in her Hibaji hive
In between her legs it's looking right
Hypotenuse
Uh, bang it all down
Hold up, Sway, lemme break it all down
Been out here, citizenship
Look at how I got everybody tuned in right now
They'll probably watch this for an hour
Tracey, I brought you flowers
Accident
Gas out the ass like flatulence
I was slept on like mattresses
I got my head right, Aspirine
I'm cashin' in, I'm cashin' in
I'm not aboutta hold a paper and display it like a thumbtack
No touchback, they about to run this back
And if you ever met me or root for me
Sharp shit, coming from my dome
I'm a unicorn!
Pardon my breath
Only perky set I fuck with is breast
Elevator, kissing hoes at the Ritz
Freaky Friday, I get in 'em like Chris
Wait, Sway, pass me the 'roc (Ciroc)
Get it, pose, jab, pump fake
Hump!
Jumping in 'em, 2 shots at the line
I got 'em...like a mime
Odell Beckham, might cut on a dime
Glow in the dark, see me anytime
Used to put the Xbox controller on my dick and let it vibrate
How I jerked off as a child
Came a long way
Now I'm like:
Ayy, girl! You, me, fuck?
And the shit work
Hey! Her brother looking at me like
Hey...fuck her bro!
Sway, her brother looking at me like
Hey...FUCK HER BRO!
I'm like Kareem Abdul
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
These hooks got me scoring, see me coming from afar
Rapping in France
I never need an advance
I'm switching it up like I'm trans
Although I'm the Trojan man, I'm eating the pussy like cervical cancer
I know where I'm going, but shit if my GPS dies
I sleep in my Sedan
I can't do the Shmurda dance
I get caught up...looking awkward, ya know?
Sometimes I'll catch it for a minute
OJ wit' it, y'all wonder how I did it
My ma' hit me once, she lucky I didn't sue
But I'll stomp y'all out like Ndamukong Suh
All the shoe brands wanted me to sign
I remember they thought I was Lonely Island
There will not be another like me
I can go viral if I put out a snippet
I'm sick like a cold and you really can get it
I'll always be playing just like I'm embedded
I gotta leg up like ottomans, though
My television show is coming, but that it irrelevant
Right now I'm rapping like presents get
How did I get here?
I got BIG, rapping like Diddy
I'm prevalent
Hold up, lemme find the melody
All my fans are getting mad at me
They just wanna hear me spazzing out
But I just had to put a couple smashes out
How is this shit a pop star?
Rap name is a dick joke
How did he make it that far?
Good pussy at the crib like a house cat
They waiting on my buzz like the Outback
In and out with the bag like I make tea
When I do shopping sprees
I browse long like A.D.'s
Girls get wet like Navy
Pull up like I'm Stephen, she'll cream
Players in the NBA text me
If I want a diet coke, someone brings me diet coke
All my live show nuts like I expose testicles
Hold up, wait
Lemme ad-lib my shit
(Oh, yeah, yeah)
Look at my penmanship
(I write this)
I'm a Carl's Jr. model
(For real)
Just on the side like soccer moms
I coulda sold you stocking bombs
Happened so fast like Ramadan
The Autobahn
Desean been runnin' down the bomb from Carson's arm
I'm off the farm
I'm on the court
The Jumbotron is on the boy
They playing my song
LeBron is nodding!
Am I James Worthy?
Look at my bars I made off like Bernie (ooh!)
Oh, we having fun
Girls see me and start blushing just because I'm around
I used to always get a boner at my physical, Sway
If this is culture appropriation, what can I say?
What would you have me do? You know I gotta rap
Put the times, now are scary
Hold up, wait
Take a step back
Dave, think about this shit
The internet is a permanent place
This gon' live forever
Uhhh, breathe!
Analyse!
Think about everything
I'm such an idiot
I used to cover R. Kelly songs at my shows without even knowing it was problematic
I feel the pressure under more scrutiny
What I do? Act more jewishly
Come on, Sway, write my eulogy
Am I, looking like I needa get a job?
Or, looking like I need a body guard?
I, play tennis with Leonardo
Ha, y'all train on track like cargo
I go dumb-dumb, dumb it up
Don't fuck on planes, but I'm coming up
Add up my views to sum it up
I was just on Sports Center, dun-na-na
I think this is good, I've done enough
My haters look mad like:
"Son of a--"
Now lemme go and finish up my album
Jussie Smollett, you know I'mma fuck it up!