I'm still a kid
Look at my dick
But I made these hits
That'll shape your kids
If I shake my hips
They'll display their tits
It is weird, yet lit
What a chain of events
I've been fuckin
I ate her ass
She came, I gasped
I went again
Won't make my bed
My Mom got pissed
She said, "don't rap"
Guess what? I did
Oh yeah
All my haters hands up on their heads
I'm abusin substances with guys in the NFL
I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black
From his dressing room
While he was on stage
I was thirsty, back up off me
This is just hip hop
But my shit pop
I wear flip flops
To my biz ops
Ain't no wristwatch
Pretty women all up on my arm
I don't think I need to make more charm

Lil Dicky

David Burd, better know as “Lil Dicky”, is an American Jewish rapper who was born and raised in Cheltenham, a small suburb of Philadelphia. He first attracted attention through his viral song/video “Ex-Boyfriend,” which gained over a million views the first day it was uploaded. The song was featured on his very successful debut mixtape entitled So Hard.

His debut album Professional Rapper was released on July 31, 2015.

The album debuted as the Number One Rap Album, Number One Comedy Album, Number One Independent Album, and Number One Digital Album on the Billboard charts, and Number One overall on iTunes.