Released: April 19, 2016

Featuring: Trinidad James Mystikal

[Lil Dicky]
Dude I love gay people, I'd be the first person to admit if I was gay I just know that I'm not because everytime I see that rogue, gay porn thumbnail amidst the heterosexual porn thumbnails, I'll let my mouse hover over it and look at every, individual, gay still that's offered and see if I'm physically affected by it

[Trinidad James]
Does it make ya pants swell?

[Lil Dicky]
No uh, nothing ever happens

[Trinidad James]
You sure?

[Lil Dicky]
Yeah. No that's all

[Trinidad James]
My bad

[Lil Dicky]
Go get a mop

[Trinidad James]
I don' know where it's at!

[Lil Dicky]
Alright, well get the... slippery.. when wet yellow sign?

[Trinidad James]
I'm not goin' in there there's piss everywhere in that bitch!

[Lil Dicky]
Well, then there's no other option

[Trinidad James]
I'll go get 'um

[Lil Dicky]
Okay

[Trinidad James]
We got a spill

[Mystikal]
Where is it?

[Trinidad James]
Middle of the store

[Mystikal]
Show me

[Trinidad James]
Let's go

[Mystikal]
Pickles

[Lil Dicky]
Yep

[Mystikal]
DAANGER!

[Trinidad James]
Exactly

[Mystikal]
Don't worry, I'll take care of dis
The people will be safe

Watch yo self!

Watch yo self!

Watch yo self!

[Kid in store]
Oh! Thanks!

[Mystikal]
Just doin' my job. Whatcha got there?

[Kid in store]
Math homework.... I can't figure it out

[Mystikal]
Show me whatcha workin' with!

X equals 11!

[Kid in store]
Wow! Thanks

[Mystikal]
You're welcome!

[Trinidad James]
Hey!
I found a clean one

[Lil Dicky]
Thank god! Good work

[Trinidad James]
I guess that's it?

[Mystikal]
Yep, guess so

[Lil Dicky]
Hey, Mystikal, thank you

[Mystikal]
Watch. Yo. Self

Lil Dicky

David Burd, better know as “Lil Dicky”, is an American Jewish rapper who was born and raised in Cheltenham, a small suburb of Philadelphia. He first attracted attention through his viral song/video “Ex-Boyfriend,” which gained over a million views the first day it was uploaded. The song was featured on his very successful debut mixtape entitled So Hard.

His debut album Professional Rapper was released on July 31, 2015.

The album debuted as the Number One Rap Album, Number One Comedy Album, Number One Independent Album, and Number One Digital Album on the Billboard charts, and Number One overall on iTunes.