Doin As I See On My TVPoison

When I was a child starin' at the tube
Saw the sex, violence and death on news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said, "Don't worry boy, they're just doin' actin' son"

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody to pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please

Doin' as I seen on my TV
I'm just doin' as I seen on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
Tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbor and I got on "Cops"

All I want is a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could grope, shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please

Doin' as I seen on my TV
Doin' as I seen on my TV

I'll even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks

I'm doin' as I seen on my TV

Took my girl in a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that this'd impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody to pay attention to me
I'm a man and I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please

Doin' as I seen on my TV
Doin' as I seen on my TV

Hell, I'll even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did

Doin' as I seen on my TV

I am not aware