Released: February 19, 2016

Featuring: Rachel Bloom Nipsey Hussle

Songwriter: Mike Geier Jack Dolgen Rachel Bloom

Producer: Mike Geier Jack Dolgen

[REBECCA, spoken]
Hey Josh, I want to look good for you tonight. So I'm gonna get in touch with my feminine side. 

(sung)
Uh, it's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'
The sexy getting-ready song

First I make
Everything shiny and smooth (Oh, yeah)
Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you (Bye-bye, skin)

I'm gonna make this night
One you'll never forget (Ass blood)
'Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette

(spoken)
Let's see how the guys get ready

(sung)
It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm fluffin' and flouncin'
I'm gigglin' and layin'
Sexy getting-ready song

[NIPSEY HUSSLE]
Hey, look, hop on my dick
With that tight little dress
Then turn that ass around
Like you're trying to impress them

(spoken)
God, what... this is how you get ready? This is some... this is horrifying, like a scary movie or something. Like some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit.You know what? I gotta go apologize to some bitches. I'm forever changed after what I've just seen

[REBECCA]
It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
It's the sexy getting-ready song
Body rolls are really hard

It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm gonna whisper your dick hard
Whisper your dick hard
The sexy getting-ready song

Rachel Bloom

Rachel Bloom is an American actress, singer, writer and comedian. She is most famous for creating and starring in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, an on-going comedy-musical television series. Prior to Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Bloom worked as a guest writer on many comedy shows, including Robot Chicken and BoJack Horseman.

Bloom also posts original songs and music videos to her YouTube channel, racheldoesstuff. The most popular of these is “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” (2010), an ode to “the greatest sci-fi writer in history” released on his 90th birthday. The song was nominated for the 2011 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form, and as of 2017, it has over 4 million views on YouTube.

In 2015, Bloom won two a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Television Series Musical or Comedy (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) as well as a TCA Award for Individual Achievement in Comedy.