Richard Cheese

Released: April 20, 2004

Songwriter: Pharrell Williams Chad Hugo

Producer: Chris Justice Graham Ward Larry Morgan Mitchell Sigman G. Preston Boebel

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you but I have to charge
I know you want it
That thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time
La la la la la
Warm it up
La la la la la
The boys are waiting
La la la la la
Warm it up
La la la la la
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you but I have to charge
I can see you're on it
You want me to teach the
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
La la la la la
Warm it up
La la la la la
The boys are waiting
La la la la la
Warm it up
La la la la la
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you, but I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way so
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's picked up your scent
La la la la la
Warm it up
La la la la la
The boys are waiting
La la la la la
Warm it up
La la la la la
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than your's
I could teach you, but I have to charge

Richard Cheese is the stage name of Mark Jonathan Davis (born November 27, 1965), an American musician and comedian. Cheese (whose name is a pun, given it can be reduced to “Dick”) fronts Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a Los Angeles-based group that performs popular songs in a lounge/swing style reminiscent of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Tony Bennett (not to mention many a Las Vegas crooner with a ridiculous suit).

The band also features other dairy-named

-Bobby piano and keyboards

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