Ride Like the WindRobin Thicke

Hey! Ha!
Mmm-hmm
I like how this is sounding
Hold on, everybody
Here we go
Not quite yet
Pretty soon
Mr. Robin Thicke, any minute now
Alright, here we go
Take it away

It is the night
My body's weak (Sure)
I'm on the run, no time to sleep ('Cause you're on the run)
I've got to ride, ride like the wind (Right)
To be free again (We all want that)

And I've got such a long way to go (Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I ride (God, I sound good) like the wind
Ride like the wind
(You're riding like the wind for those who don't know)

I was born the son of a lawless man (You mean Alan Thicke?)
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand (That sounds dangerous)
Lived nine lives
Gunned down ten
Gonna ride like the wind, yeah

And I've got such a long way to go (Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico (Nailed it again)
So I ride, like the wind (Ride like the wind)
Ride like the wind
(Oh my) Gonna ride like the wind

Yes! Ha!
(Ooh)
Oh my
It's gettin' hot in here
It's a hot wind
That's right
(Ooh)
Ooh, I can do that too
Ooh, see?
I can make those noises
(Yeah) Yeah

Accused and tried and told to hang
I was nowhere in sight when the church bells rang
Never was the kind to do what I was told ('Cause you're not dependable)
Gonna ride like the wind (Nope) before I get old

It is the night
My body's weak (Right, 'cause you're running)
I'm on the run, no time to sleep (Well, that's why your body's weak)
I've got to ride, ride like the wind (You better ride like the wind)
To be free again, yeah

And I've got such a long way to go (Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico (Why is he singing lead? I'm much better)
So I ride, ride like the wind
Ride like the wind (Is Robin sharp or am I? I think it's him, right?)

And I've got such a long way to go (Such a long way to go)
To make it to the border of Mexico
So I ride, ride like the wind (I don't know if I'd go to Mexico)
Ride like the wind (Maybe just stop in Phoenix)
Gonna ride like the wind

That's right, folks
When Ron Burgundy rides, he rides like the wind (Ooh)
Not like a Subaru or a golf cart
Like the god-darn wind
Powerful and sleek and invisible
Feel that draft up your skirt, ladies?
That's me
Okay, that was creepy, I'm sorry
I smoked a funny cigarette with this Robin Thicke guy
And let's just say the filter is off (Ooh)
Anyway, I feel like I've gone on too long
Let me hit you with this
Three feet of polished nickel
Valves and my sweet breath

Ride like the wind
Ride like, ride, ride like the wind
Ride like the wind, yeah
Ride like the wind
Ooh
Ride like the wind, yeah
Ride like the wind, yeah

That was a blast, Robin
Wanna get a drink?
Where'd he go?
Oh, he just left?
Well, that's fine, I have plenty to do, plenty!
I don't need to hang out with Robin Thicke
Hey you, uh, sound engineer, do you wanna get a beer?
No? You're good?
Oh okay
Good, because I don't want one either
Alright, well, I do need a ride home
It's alright, I'll take mass transit
Okay
Who turned the lights off?
Let me get out of the recording booth at least
I'm locked in here
Excuse me, I'm locked in here
Why is the song still going? I'm locked in the booth!
Oh my gosh, I can't breathe anymore
There's a lack of oxygen here
I don't wanna die like this
No, I've too much to live for
I don't wanna die like this
Never mind, the door was stuck
I'm good
Alright, bye-bye
Heh, I'm saying goodbye to no one
Bye