FriendosSaturday Night Live

[Intro: Chris Redd, Donald Glover, Kenan Thompson]
Friendo!
Yeah, you already know
Skrt skrt!
Ayy, lambo
Out the bando
Ayy, ayy, ayy ayy!

[Verse 1: Donald Glover, Chris Redd & Kenan Thompson]
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up (yeah)
We in the club and we turn it up (turn up)
Pinky worth 250 thou' (wow)
Double that up in my mouth (teeth)
Shorty she bad, like all my swag
Boy, she got all of that ass (booty)
Getting that cash, haters be mad
Friendos, we stay with that bag (cookie)
Woke up in the morning with some bitches and I'm smiling
But we gotta put in work if we wanna stay shining
We go to therapy (therapy), therapy (therapy)
We spent a milli on therapy (woo)
Angela (Angela), Angela (Angela)
Twice a week we go to Angela (ayy)

[Skit 1]
[Cecily Strong]: Go on
[Chris Redd]: Ahem, it's just like every time I bring up emotional conflict, he always want to--
[Cecily Strong]: You know what, let's use "I feel" statements
[Chris Redd]: Oh, my bad. I feel like every time I bring up emotional conflict, he want to talk about the Lambo
[Kenan Thompson]: Lambo!
[Donald Glover]: But it got the suicide doors though
[Chris Redd]: Enough with the Lambo man!
[Kenan Thompson]: Lambo!
[Chris Redd]: Just talk to me dawg
[Kenan Thompson]: Ayy!

[Verse 2: Donald Glover, Chris Redd & Kenan Thompson]
She wanna hear 'bout our Mommas (Momma)
All of our fears and our traumas (bad)
Homies be asking me stuff (what?)
I don't be opening up (I'm fine)
Sometimes I cry, I don't know why
I just be wanting to fight (aggression)
Lambo on dub, doors going up, you know I don't give a fu-

[Skit 2]
[Cecily Strong]: See, you're deflecting. Do you see that? I think you do care
[Donald Glover]: Naw
[Chris Redd]: Dawg, whose idea was it to buy the Lambo in the first place?
[Kenan Thompson]: Lambo!
[Donald Glover]: Mine!
[Chris Redd]: No! No, I showed you 2 months ago on Instagram, I said "I want the ice cream-colored Lambo, with the suicide doors." Guess who pulled up to the strip club, very next week, looking like a dessert on a wheels?
[Kenan Thompson]: Pull up
[Cecily Strong]: Sounds like that ice cream Lambo was important to you--
[Chris Redd]: Mmhmm...
[Cecily Strong]: --and when he bought it first, you felt...?
[Chris Redd]: Invisible
[Kenan Thompson]: Visible!
[Cecily Strong]: You needed him to hear you, but instead of being present, he was gone
[Kenan Thompson]: Skrt skrt!
[Donald Glover]: Look, I see that I hurt you. I'm sorry dawg. I think I was acting out 'cause I just missed our friendship. You know, before the money, before the Lambo
[Kenan Thompson]: Lambo!
[Chris Redd]: Ayy man, I miss that too, you know what I mean? Like, you think we can work on that?
[Donald Glover]: We sure can
[Cecily Strong]: Wow, you see what that was?
[Kenan Thompson]: Ayy
[Donald Glover, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson]: Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy!

[Verse 3: Donald Glover, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson & All]
Breakthrough (breakthrough), breakthrough (breakthrough)
Stunt on these hoes with my breakthrough (stunt on 'em)
We got some issues, hand me some tissues

[Skit 3]
[Cecily Strong]: We haven't heard much from you today
[Kenan Thompson]: Huh?
[Cecily Strong]: You haven't spoken up at all
[Kenan Thompson]: Y-yeah I have, I-I've been repeating--
[Cecily Strong]: Repeating what these two say, I know, but what do you think?
[Kenan Thompson]: I-I don't know, nobody care what I think, I just do the ad-libs
[Chris Redd]: Ayy, that's not true man, c'mon now
[Cecily Strong]: Let's, let's let him speak
[Chris Redd]: First of all, don't interrupt me bitch, I'm talking to my brother
[Cecily Strong]: Yeah, but instead of talking, bitch, how 'bout you listen?
[Chris Redd]: Oh damn
[Kenan Thompson]: I guess I just assume that you guys, like, pity me? Like y'all really don't want me around?
[Donald Glover]: No, man! You funny!
[Chris Redd]: Yeah
[Donald Glover]: Yeah
[Kenan Thompson]: Really?
[Chris Redd]: Yeah man!
[Kenan Thompson]: Thank you, 'cause you know I actually be thinking about my jokes and stuff
[Donald Glover]: Man, don't start crying man. You start crying and I'ma start crying
[Kenan Thompson]: Why don't y'all let it out, you know what I'm saying? Woo
[Donald Glover, Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson]: Woo, woo, woo, woo!

[Verse 4: Donald Glover, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson & All]
Group hug (group hug), group hug (group hug)
Me and my homies a group hug (growth)
In therapy (therapy), therapy (therapy)
We make it rain on our therapist
Damn, Angela sexy!

[Skit 4]
[Cecily Strong]: Well, that's all the time we have
[Donald Glover]: Alright, well
[Kenan Thompson]: Cool, okay man
[Chris Redd]: I guess we just gon' leave then. Thank you Angela
[Donald Glover]: Alright, cool
[Kenan Thompson]: Alright, bye
[Chris Redd]: Ayy
[Donald Glover]: Ayy, what's up A$AP?
[A$AP Rocky]: Friendos! Yo, what's happening bro? Yo, I peeped the ice cream Lambo parked out front. It's hot!
[Donald Glover]: Thanks, that was his idea
[Chris Redd]: Damn...

[Outro]
Friendos!