Rap SongSaturday Night Live

(Intro)
[BIG CHRIS]
This dat new track. New Money crew. Cash Stack Records. Represent! Big Chris!

[SHANTASIA]
With Shantasia

[YUNG BITCH]
Featuring ya boy, Yung Bitch

[BIG CHRIS]
Woo! Here it comes. Yo

[PRINSEXXXY]
Prinsexxxy on the track, holdin' it down

[SNO' CONE]
With Sno' Cone

[BIG CHRIS]
Yeah, they up on this track, too. Y'all ain't never heard this many MC's. Yo, here we go

[SLOPPY MOSES]
Sloppy Moses, also part of this, bringin' that West Coast stank

[BIG CHRIS]
Uh, him, too. And that's more than enough now. Yeah, Big Chris

[SHANTASIA]
Shantasia

[YUNG BITCH]
Yung Bitch

[PRINSEXXXY]
With Prinsexxxy

[BIG CHRIS]
Whole lotta people

[SNO' CONE]
Sno' Cone!

[MARCI JAMZ]
Marci Jamz

[SLOPPY MOSES]
And Sloppy Moses

[BIG CHRIS]
And then we cut it off there. Uh, yeah. I mean, we more than covered on this particular track. And yo, don't think I ain't noticed you tryin' to fly under the radar, Marci Jamz

[SNO' CONE]
New Money crew roll deep!

[BIG CHRIS]
I mean, maybe too deep? I dunno

[KING KEEF]
Featuring King Keef!

[BIG CHRIS]
No! Track is full, man! Ain't no vacancy, B!

[KING KEEF]
King Keef does not accept that! Brought the whole Hoodlum squad to this track

[SNO' CONE]
Hoodlum!

[KING KEEF]
Where you at, Lil' Nitwit?

[LIL' NITWIT]
Keep it greasy, y'all

[BIG CHRIS]
What happened there?

[2 BLACK GUYZ]
With 2 Black Guyz

[BIG CHRIS]
Bad name!

[HAWT CLOWN]
And Hawt Clown!

[BIG CHRIS]
Oh, -----!

[HAWT CLOWN]
What it is!

[PREGNASTY]
With your girl, Pregnasty

[BIG CHRIS]
No!

[SKIFFLE]
And y'all don't forget about ya boy Skiffle! Bow yakka yakka yakka!

[SLOPPY MOSES AND KING KEEF]
Oh!

[BIG CHRIS]
Yo, definitely ain't no room for Skiffle

[KING KEEF]
Yo, Skiffle's staying!

[BIG CHRIS]
Okay

[KATY PERRY]
And you know Katy Perry on the track

[KATHLEEN BELL]
With Kathleen Bell

[BIG CHRIS]
Uh, maybe not Kathleen Bell?

[KATHLEEN BELL]
Here we go, new music, uh!

[ESSENTIALLY SIMON]
With Essentially Simon, modern-day wit, bringing those new musings like nothing's more dangerous than a genius with money

[BIG CHRIS]
Whatever, anybody else?

[DAVID S. PIMPKINS]
David S. Pimpkins!

[BIG CHRIS]
No!

[KING KEEF]
Yes!

[BIG CHRIS]
All right, everybody just stay, y'know, keep it orderly. Find a place to pop in, aight?

(Verse)
[BIG CHRIS]
Big Chris on the mike, like

[ESSENTIALLY SIMON, KATHLEEN BELL, PREGNASTY, HAWT CLOWN, LIL' NITWIT, SNO' CONE, KING KEEF, SHANTASIA, YUNG BITCH, PRINSEXXXY, MARCI JAMZ, SLOPPY MOSES, 2 BLACK GUYS, SKIFFLE]
Unintelligible

(Outro)
[BIG CHRIS]
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! That did not work! It's like I feared, there's too many people on this track. I'm sorry, y'all

[DAT SNATCH]
Dat Snatch, out! Peace!

[BIG CHRIS]
Yo, who dis?

[DAVID S. PIMPKINS]
Any questions?