U.S.O. PerformanceSaturday Night Live

[PRIVATE GARRETT]
Hello

[NURSE AUBRA JULY]
Baby listen
I ain't comin' home tonight

[GARRETT]
Boy stop
Here we go with this mess again

[JULY]
I mean it
I got work
Don't wait up

[GARRETT]
Is that right
'Cause I know that you been hanging out all night

[JULY]
Well you know I cannot help that I'm a man

[GARRETT]
You can help the way you treat me

[JULY]
Woman don't police me

[GARRETT]
I swear to you I'll walk away

[JULY]
Shut your mouth you're pissin' me off

[Both]
Whoa whoa yeah yeah

Doin' me wrong and doin' you right
Where do you go in the middle of the night
Doin' you wrong and doin' me right
You're pissin me off baby it's a love bite

[GARRETT]
Quit your lying
My girlfriend Chanice saw you at the club

[JULY]
She needs to get her eyes checked

[GARRETT]
She did
Yesterday

[JULY]
I've given you all of me
My mind my body can't you see

[GARRETT]
Then why's the car smell like sex with a girl that isn't me

[Both]
Whoa whoa yeah yeah

[GARRETT]
Break it down now y'all

Remind me
Do you wear red satin panties

[JULY]
Girl you know I don't

[GARRETT]
Then why did I find these in your briefcase

[MARJORIE]
I've been looking for those

[GARRETT and JULY]
Marjorie

[JULY]
Baby
It ain't what it looks like

[MARJORIE]
Oh yeah? Because it looks bad?

[GARRETT]
Consider this a warning

[MARJORIE]
You're on notice

[JULY]
How can I make it up to you both

[MARJORIE]
Why it's simple

[GARRETT and MARJORIE]
Defeat the Nazis

[JULY]
Mama you ain't sayin' nothin' but a word

[All]
Whoa whoa yeah yeah
Doin' me wrong and doin' you right
Where do you go in the middle of the night
Doin' you wrong and doin' me right
You're pissin me
[FADE OUT]