Weird Little FluteSaturday Night Live

[Intro: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
VIP
Redd and Kid Cudi
Willie!
I got it, uh, uh, uh

[Verse 1: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
We got the fits, we got the flow
We got the 808s, we got the xanned out tempo
We got that drip drip drip, we got that brut
The only thing that's missing is that weird little flute
That weird little flute
I love that weird little flute
We need that weird little flute

[Verse 2: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
We in the club, that place is hoppin'
The bass is pumpin', the Cristal poppin' (Woo)
A girl comes up to me, she kinda cute
She says
"Yo, what's that in your pants?"
I say, "Oh, that? It's my weird little flute
That's my weird little flute
I can't go anywhere without it
We even got one in the bottle
That weird little flute

[Bridge: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
Flute flute flute flute
"Big Pimpin'" had a
Flute flute flute flute
"Sure Shot" had a
Flute flute flute flute
"Mask Off" had a
Flute flute flute flute
Rappers love their little flutes

[Verse 3: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
I never stay out too late, I gotta get home real quick
I gotta clean the spit outta my weird little flute with a clog and a stick
I keep it safe as hell in a tiny-ass case
And I know which one is mine 'cause it's got stickers all over the place
Sometimes this instrument can be difficult
So I practice hard like Thibodeau
And the only time I get real high is when I play my piccolo
We're the fourth, third, second chair
Not the first, but we don't care
'Cause someone's even better than us
Stephanie Giannopoulos
She's the truth I play pool with my weird little flute
I scratch my back with my weird little flute
I get stopped by TSA
They say that has to be X-rayed
So I jump in the machine and they watch me as I play
I pretend I'm Harry Potter with my weird little flute
Eat a bowl of ramen noodles with a couple of flutes
When it looks like grandma's sleepin'
But I can't tell if she's breathin'
I give her just a little tiny poke with my weird little flute

[Bridge: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi]
Flute flute flute flute
Everybody loves their
Flute flute flute flute
Timmy Chalamet loves a
Flute flute flute flute
The whole world loves their
Flute flute flute flute
Rappers love their little flutes

[Spoken: Chris Redd, Pete Davidson, Carey Mulligan]
Guys! You guys have been sitting here for, like, four hours

Yeah, we just been chillin' though

No, actually you haven't. Look at the security footage

Oh, snap

Listen, you have to buy something or leave

In that case, we'll buy all of your flutes

[Bridge: Chris Redd, Carey Mulligan, Kid Cudi]
Flute flute flute flute
They only cost like 80 dollars
Flute flute flute flute
It's really not that expensive
Flute flute flute flute
I'm gonna get a big promotion
We love our weird little flutes

[Outro: Chris Redd, Timothée Chalamet]
It's good, it's good!
Flute!