Featuring: Boy George

Songwriter: Boy George Richie Stevens Kevan Frost John Themis

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Ich Bin Kunst, can't you see?
Look at you, then look at me
I am art, you're parody
Ich Bin Kunst
Je suis art, tres, tres debonair
Because you don't, And because I dare
I blow you mind, C'est mon plaisir
Ich Bin Kunst

My fellow republicans...
I don't want people to cotton on to my ideas
I certainly don't dress like this to go shopping
Can you imagine?
The next time I go into Marks and Spencer's, all the women will be bald with ink dripping from their heads

It started when I was only a boy
I couldn't kick a ball, climb a tree, play at war
I took pleasure in the things that make men shudder
I dressed up in the wardrobe of my Mother

My father said "Don't panic it's a phase"
"Phase one" I said, and snipped and sewed for days
I dreamed of London town, Ardent fashion was my thing
I arrived and took a job in Burger King! - It was nothing!

What's disturbing about distortion?
The agenda isn't beauty or ugliness. That's all your ideas
Am I part of British fashion?
Am I a part of anything?
Am I part of the universe is what I'd like to know!

Ich Bin Kunst, can't you see
Look at you, then look at me
I am art, you're parody
Ich Bin Kunst

Je suis art, tres, tres, debonair
Because you don't, and because I dare
I blow you mind, C'est mon plaisir
Ich Bin Kunst