Featuring: Don Juan

Songwriter: Tech N9ne Don Juan

Producer: Don Juan

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
Hey what's up, girl? It's Tech N9na
[Woman]
Oh, Hi
[Tech]
What the deal, baby?
[Woman]
Nothing, what's up
[Tech]
Shiiit trying to hook up witch ya'll niggas, you know what I'm saying?
Me and Don Juan pulling out tomorrow, shit
You know what I'm saying, on our way to LA
Are ya'll down to kicking it?
[Woman]
Oh yeah definitely
[Tech]
You got your homegirls?
[Woman]
Yeah
[Tech]
Are they down?
[Woman]
Sure
[Tech N9ne]
Play some questions?
[Woman]
Aw yeah, You know it
[Tech]
Caribou Lou?
[Woman]
Mmmmmm
[Tech]
Shit its all there right?
[Woman]
Yeah, can't wait
[Tech]
*Laughs*


[Verse 1: Don Juan]
4 days straight chillin with some bitches
On the way to Cali, tryna maintain our music and riches
Ludicrous amounts is what counts
Make her switch to the other side
Get 'm all out they clothes, can I
[Tech N9ne]
Go in-side?
[Don Juan]
Lets take a ride where they're sure to get wet
Rubbers and KY my, my, my
Tell them N9ne now what you expect?
My nigga Tech, see some hoes, nigga
Who's that trick?

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
Ay yo My nigga Don Juan

[Don Juan]
Wassup?

[Tech N9ne]
I want-that-bitch
Titty club body-havin just the opposite of a housewife naggin'
Cool attitude, then jump in the pool, calm with the dick grabbing
Earlier she was screaming that it cost 600 to hit
But imma give it to you for free Tech cause I
Like-your-shit
I do it so well, she tellin me tales about her Caucasian trick, she fucks with rubber strap-on shit
And when I'm laughin about how the homegirls making her grip
She started inching commencing to , sucking Tech-N9ne-dick

[Verse 3: Don Juan]
So many hoes know about the house
Five thousand, six hundred sixteen ways that we can all fuck
We Rouge Dogs, so it's 57
Nuts to bust, bitch's body full of lust
So baby
[Tech N9ne]
Tell me-what's-up

[Chorus]
Call girls, and we fuck for days
I'm about the cash, just to get y'all payed
Tech A N9na and Juan, niggas y'all the shit
Don't stop, nigga please, cause we want some dick

[Verse 4: Don Juan]
She wants my money, but it's far from prostitution
Making it simple in plain, pussy for distribution
Finds the solution
While you niggas be losin
While we're cruisin
Grab my stick, now won't you
Suck my dick
So many licks, she be servin me like a customer
Riding down the highway, commence to fucking her
While you lovin her, I'm pluggin her
You paging and buggin her
Why don't you quit? I'm here to tell you that your hoe ain't shit

[Verse 5: Tech N9ne]
Do your friends wanna extend vagin to Tech Nin the raggidy- mouth nappy head friend grim cummer?
With proof like this, I flag chicks within summer
Stinging them like a bee
Like I was
Muhammad Ali
Throwin bolos in the bed, pogos in the head
Hoe go when the bread
Low dough when the wholesale more
Bro get ahead
They don't wanna let go, they know the reason we met, so
They can be some ballers instead of a prospect hoe

[Don Juan]
We can make more money, more money mo

[Tech N9ne]
Can't have a stank
Good for nothing
No money, ho

[Don Juan]
We talkin plush shit
That keep it on the hush shit

[Tech N9ne]
Off in the cut, but for now

[Don Juan]
Lay back and relax and let us

[Tech N9ne]
Bust this nut

[Chorus]
Call girls, and we fuck for days
I'm about the cash, just to get y'all payed
Tech A N9na and Juan, niggas y'all the shit
Don't stop, nigga please, cause we want some dick

Tech N9ne

Aaron Dontez Yates (born November 8, 1971), better known by his stage name Tech N9ne, is a chopper-style rapper from Kansas City, Missouri. He has been rapping since 1985 and during the ’90s, he was in the hip-hop group Nnutthowze.

In 2000, Tech N9ne, along with Travis O'Guin, founded Strange Music, Inc, the independent record label currently owned by Tech and co-owned by O'Guin. Strange Music currently has 12 artists on its roster.

In 2006, he independently released his album Everready (The Religion), and though his album just prior–Absolute Power– is his highest selling album to date ( 358,000 copies sold), Everready is considered by many to still be his best work.