Released: November 7, 2006
Songwriter: Rob Rebeck Krizz Kaliko Katherine Holthe Crystal Watson Tech N9ne
Producer: Rubonyx
[Female Announcers]
And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!
[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]
Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect, we give what the bitch will take
The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada
[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]
Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three womenThat's his wife, his bitch, and his girl
Boooo!
Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out
But first, a word from our sponsor
[Salesperson and Tech N9ne]
Are you a dope dealer?
Prostitute?
Pimp?
Killer?
Gangbanger?
Bank Robber?
Or any other criminal that wants to be in the music industry?
Come to Strange Music
Where Bullshit Ain't Nothin'!
Come join Team Strange, where we deal with bullshit like:
Kutt's court cases
Tech's crazy sex scandals
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And Skatterman & Snug Brim's CENSOR and CENSOR
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Ayo, what's sizzlin', this is Tech N9ne
I mean, yeah, we kickin' it, Strange Music
Where Bullshit Ain't Nothin'
Big Krizz Kaliko now included
[Host Rob Ethan and Contestant]
And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...
His bitch...
His girl...
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
*Wheel spinning*
Ah!
And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!
[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]
Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect, we give what the bitch will take
The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada
[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]
Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three womenThat's his wife, his bitch, and his girl
Boooo!
Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out
But first, a word from our sponsor
[Salesperson and Tech N9ne]
Are you a dope dealer?
Prostitute?
Pimp?
Killer?
Gangbanger?
Bank Robber?
Or any other criminal that wants to be in the music industry?
Come to Strange Music
Where Bullshit Ain't Nothin'!
Come join Team Strange, where we deal with bullshit like:
Kutt's court cases
Tech's crazy sex scandals
Project: Deadman's crowd-surfing lawsuits
And Skatterman & Snug Brim's CENSOR and CENSOR
Strange Music Inc
Where Bullshit Ain't Nothin'!
Call Travis O'Guin now at ----555-----
Join Now!
Ayo, what's sizzlin', this is Tech N9ne
I mean, yeah, we kickin' it, Strange Music
Where Bullshit Ain't Nothin'
Big Krizz Kaliko now included
[Host Rob Ethan and Contestant]
And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...
His bitch...
His girl...
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
*Wheel spinning*
Ah!
more tracks from the album
Everready [The Religion]
- Come Gangsta
- Riot Maker/Enjoy
- The Beast
- This Is Me/Goodbye
- Welcome to the Midwest
- Night and Day/T.E.C.H. Radio
- In My Head
- Groupie
- Whip It
- That Owl
- Enter Everready/B.L.E.S.T.
- Hood Connection, Strange Commercial
- Sleeping Beauty
- The Rain/Welcome Back/Party Hard
- The Melancholy Maze & My World Intro
- Caribou Lou
- Bout Ta’ Bubble
- Jellysickle
- It’s What You Thinkin’
- Little Pills
- Fuck ’Em Girl
- My Wife, My Bitch, My Girl
- No Can Do
- Flash/Your Descent
- My World
- Running Out of Time (R.O.O.T.)
- Intro to the Strange Music Library
From the album
- Everready [The Religion] (2006)
Tech N9ne popular songs
- Worldwide Choppers
- Speedom (Worldwide Choppers 2)
- Fragile
- Am I a Psycho?
- So Dope (They Wanna)
- Sriracha
- Straight Out the Gate
- Hood Go Crazy
- Dysfunctional
- Face Off
- B.I.T.C.H.
- Aw Yeah? (interVENTion)
- Midwest Choppers
- Like I Ain’t
- Caribou Lou
- He’s a Mental Giant
- No Reason (The Mosh Pit Song)
- E.B.A.H.
- On the Bible
- Strangeulation I
- Unfair
- Strangeulation Vol. II Cypher II
- See Me
- Demons