Released: October 10, 2014

Featuring: Markiplier PewDiePie Hazel Hayes Kylie Minogue Sam Lavagnino Alison Bowley Eddie Bowley Chloe Dungate Roomie

Songwriter: TomSka

Oooh, baby! I love ya, baby!
Stay away from my baby!
But mother, I love him.

Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.
When did this all start?
Well, uhAHHHHHH!

Hey, what time is it?
It's muffin-time!
Actually, it's 12:30.
Somebody kill me!

Miss, you need to pay for your food!
Nope. *burger barf*

Oh, Timmy, don't cry.
Seriously Timmy, cut it out!
Timmy, this is the worst date EVER!

And now, a cow pretending to be a man.
Allan, are you a cow?
What? No!
Yah, me neither, yall wanna do some skateboardz?

My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.
Hihi, my boyfriend said that too!
*stabs* There can be only one!

Oh no! Giant flying sheep!
...Those are clouds!
NOOOHHH!

You're leavin' me?!
Sorry Eddie, I've met a real man.
Hi babe yes I am real man you wanna' go skateboardz?

You're adopted!
*sad dog*

You darn kids get off my property!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A mirror!
I am lonely...

Would you like to see a magic trick?
...No!

Ah, look at the little baby.
*baby giggles*
And now look at the big baby.
...WAH.

The orphans... They're all dead!
What kinda' man would do this?!
...skateboardz...

[Outro]
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TomSka

Thomas James Ridgewell, known online as TomSka, is a British comedy-sketch YouTuber. His rapid growth on YouTube is primarily due to his popular animated comedy-shorts series asdfmovies. The series has been active since 2008 and TomSka is, as of 2020, still posting episodes annually.

TomSka is not considered an independent musician but has created multiple sketches with music as a key role. Some examples include “The Oreo Song” and “Musical Suicide”. Furthermore, his comedy series asdfmovies has seen multiple musical collaborations for its intro and outro, of which the most popular artists include LilDeuceDeuce and The Living Tombstone.

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