Polka Power!“Weird Al” Yankovic

["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]
Yo, I'll tell you what I want
What I really really want
So tell us what you want
What you really really want
Yo, I'll tell you what I want
What I really really want
So tell us what you want
What you really really want
I wanna ha I wanna ha I wanna ha
I wanna really wanna really really wanna ziggy ziggy ah!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you really gotta give
Taking is too easy but that's the way it is!
HEY!

["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger]
Im not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot because I'm in hell
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And its a sin to live so well

["Ghetto Supastar" by Pras]
Ghetto Superstar
That is what you are
Coming from afar
Reaching for the stars
Run away with me to another place
We can rely on each other, Uh-Huh
From one corner to another, Uh-Huh

["Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by the Backstreet Boys]
Everybody! (yeah!)
Rock your body! (Yeah!)
Everybody
Rock your body right!
Backstreet's back alright! alright!

["Walking on the Sun" by Smash Mouth]
So don't delay, act now!
Supplies are running out!
But now if you're still alive
Six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow
There may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shun
You might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun

["Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys]
Intergalactic!
Planetary!
Planetary!
Intergalactic!
Intergalactic!
Planetary!
Planetary!
Intergalactic!
Intergalactic!
Planetary!
Planetary!
Intergalactic!

["Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba]
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

["Ray of Light" by Madonna]
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light

["Push" by Matchbox Twenty]
I wanna push you around, well I will well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah well I will

["Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind]
I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-Charmed kind of life, Baby
Baby, I want something else
I'm not listening when you say goodbye
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Do do do do do do

["The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson]
There's lots of pretty pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty pretty ones
Will leave you alone and blow your mind
We're all stars, now, in the dope show
We're all stars, now, in the dope show

["MMMBop" by Hanson]
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do

["Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground]
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama this certainly is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama this certainly is a dream
Yeah, dig it mama this certainly is

["Closing Time" by Semisonic]
Closing time!
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time!
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
Take us home!

'Cause its closing time!