Released: January 1, 2013

Songwriter: Action Bronson

Producer: Party Supplies

Smoke wax, hat low like a marine
The only way to describe the scene was serene
Serena Williams in the BM doing neck thrusts
I need that check cut laid on the deck getting sexed up, green Harley
The only way to describe the colour of the seat was Steve Harvey
Sleep hardly, rock a loafer to the beach party
My weed smell like when your niece farted
Throw acid on your cheek, oh man
Throw acid on your cheek, now you're a work of art
Beauties only skin deep, they'll still accept you
Stuff a quarter pound of drug inside the asshole of a German shepherd
My jacket made of Cuban leopard
My shoe's old habitat was the rain forest
Feed my family with the main harvest
I used to have a snake but that motherfucker escaped
His cousin not so lucky, got made into a bucket hat
I'm truly a classic, shooting dice with Ernie Anostas
Your team'll see gurnies and caskets
That's it, bastard
This shit I mastered
Do a backflip
Out of the black whip

Action Bronson

Ariyan Arslani (stage name Action Bronson) is a rapper from Queens known for his hedonistic lyrics, food references, comically boastful persona, quick temper and live stage antics that include wrestling moves like body slamming members of the audience. His name comes from a combination of his graffiti tagging name (Action) and actor Charles Bronson. He is also known as ‘Bam Bam’ and ‘Bronsoliño’.

After attending culinary school and becoming a well-known fire chef in New York, Bronson decided to focus on his rap career instead after breaking his leg in early 2011, left unable to work for

I was arguing with the mother of my children. It was her birthday, and I was cooking for my kids, who were with me at work. I go to carry their food out, and I just slip. Crack. My life changed from that day on.