Released: November 25, 2014
Songwriter: Afroman
Producer: Afroman
Smoke a blunt
I love to smoke a blunt man
Hey man you know, my white homies ask me
Do you like uh, bongs or blunts?
I tell ‘em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time
I can’t be throwin’ bongs out the window, you know what i mean
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Then let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Then let it go
I love smoking weed all by myself
Dont have to pass it to no one else
I hit my blunt
Anytime i want
Got so much weed i dont have to hunt
I dont get hyper
I dont get crunk
I do get high
I do get drunk
Once im high and im high no doubt
I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out
Once my high is gone with the wind
I grab my lighter then i flick then i again
Briefly take a chronic break
Weed headache
Big mistake
Im high so i put my blunt down
Turn up my music and dance all around
I can’t hear the phone
I can’t hear the door
I never leave home ‘less
Its time to school
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
I remember when i started smokin weed
Pickin' out the stems and the seeds
I didn’t have enough to buy me a beer
My homeboy told me to hit this here(?)
I grabbed the blunt
I took a hit
I thought to myself
“i like this shit”
It’s better than beer
So annalyze this
I don’t have to go take a piss
I don’t know how to roll
But the people i roll with
Know how to roll blunts like a pole
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Hahah
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hahahah
Hold a smoke, uh
Now let it goo
Hahahah uhh haha uhh
Drivin' cross country though minnesota
State fuckin' trooper straight pulled me over
He said i was drivin' fast as hell
He took a deep breath and asked “what’s that smell?”
I knew i was busted, at this point
So i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint
He looked at it once
He looked at it twice
He told me, “you roll your joints real nice”
Afroman don’t give a fuck
Light that blunt and get stupid stuff
Smokin' to me is so much fun
People bitch cause i don’t get nothin' done
If you are a little kid
Please don’t do the things i did
Anti-drug message? let me see..
Don’t smoke weed
Give it to me!
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
I love to smoke a blunt man
Hey man you know, my white homies ask me
Do you like uh, bongs or blunts?
I tell ‘em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time
I can’t be throwin’ bongs out the window, you know what i mean
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Then let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Then let it go
I love smoking weed all by myself
Dont have to pass it to no one else
I hit my blunt
Anytime i want
Got so much weed i dont have to hunt
I dont get hyper
I dont get crunk
I do get high
I do get drunk
Once im high and im high no doubt
I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out
Once my high is gone with the wind
I grab my lighter then i flick then i again
Briefly take a chronic break
Weed headache
Big mistake
Im high so i put my blunt down
Turn up my music and dance all around
I can’t hear the phone
I can’t hear the door
I never leave home ‘less
Its time to school
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
I remember when i started smokin weed
Pickin' out the stems and the seeds
I didn’t have enough to buy me a beer
My homeboy told me to hit this here(?)
I grabbed the blunt
I took a hit
I thought to myself
“i like this shit”
It’s better than beer
So annalyze this
I don’t have to go take a piss
I don’t know how to roll
But the people i roll with
Know how to roll blunts like a pole
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Hahah
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hahahah
Hold a smoke, uh
Now let it goo
Hahahah uhh haha uhh
Drivin' cross country though minnesota
State fuckin' trooper straight pulled me over
He said i was drivin' fast as hell
He took a deep breath and asked “what’s that smell?”
I knew i was busted, at this point
So i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint
He looked at it once
He looked at it twice
He told me, “you roll your joints real nice”
Afroman don’t give a fuck
Light that blunt and get stupid stuff
Smokin' to me is so much fun
People bitch cause i don’t get nothin' done
If you are a little kid
Please don’t do the things i did
Anti-drug message? let me see..
Don’t smoke weed
Give it to me!
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
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