[Verse 1]
Some idiot from the coalition
Got the people in a panic over petrol
Like its going missing
Its like they hear but they dont listen
Spending every penny fillin up that pot they ain't got to piss in
Pouring petrol down their dumb selves
Screaming in a blaze of gory
Dictionary definition gassed
S’why you shouldn't vote Tory
Me I didn't vote none of them
If I had I’d be part of the problem
I refuse to legitimise what I see to be a completely corrupt system
That’s me though
And I ain't asking you to follow me though
I just want you to think when somebody tells you to jump of a bridge
[Hook]
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
No matter who says
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
I don't care who told you
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
[Verse 2]
Now I won't say the name
But theres a news website that can take the blame
For trolling people up on twitter
Into bullying dames
I seen it happen time and time and time again
It goes:
Publish an obviously inflammatory page
Tweet that shit then wait for the rage
So self righteous “how could she write this”
Ching ching ching ker ching and get paid
It works every time
Clockwork, maths, its the perfect crime
Cos when the lemmings see the other lemmings ready to sign
They’ll be screaming out “show me the dotted line!”
Like that phony baloney Kony prank where
20 mili lemmings spread a piece of propaganda
Some plum said guns’ll bring peace to uganda
Turns out he was a wanker
Some idiot from the coalition
Got the people in a panic over petrol
Like its going missing
Its like they hear but they dont listen
Spending every penny fillin up that pot they ain't got to piss in
Pouring petrol down their dumb selves
Screaming in a blaze of gory
Dictionary definition gassed
S’why you shouldn't vote Tory
Me I didn't vote none of them
If I had I’d be part of the problem
I refuse to legitimise what I see to be a completely corrupt system
That’s me though
And I ain't asking you to follow me though
I just want you to think when somebody tells you to jump of a bridge
[Hook]
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
No matter who says
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
I don't care who told you
DON'T! JUMP! OFF!
[Verse 2]
Now I won't say the name
But theres a news website that can take the blame
For trolling people up on twitter
Into bullying dames
I seen it happen time and time and time again
It goes:
Publish an obviously inflammatory page
Tweet that shit then wait for the rage
So self righteous “how could she write this”
Ching ching ching ker ching and get paid
It works every time
Clockwork, maths, its the perfect crime
Cos when the lemmings see the other lemmings ready to sign
They’ll be screaming out “show me the dotted line!”
Like that phony baloney Kony prank where
20 mili lemmings spread a piece of propaganda
Some plum said guns’ll bring peace to uganda
Turns out he was a wanker
more tracks from the album
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- Full Metal Alchemist (i Walter White)
- Too Sweet To Be Sour
- Thanks For All The Aids!
- Love
- Liverpool
- Clones
- Patrick
- Be a Plumber
- Heaven and Hell Pt. 1
- The Mysterious
- Those Who Have Everything
- Agreeable and Conscientious
- Music is Everything
- What Would You Be, What Would You Do?
- Tarantulas
- Lunchbucket
- 42 Rules for Life
- Strength
- Suicide
- Stand Up Straight With Your Shoulders Back
- Treat Yourself Like Someone You Are Responsible For Helping
- Make Friends With People Who Want The Best For You
- Compare Yourself To Who You Were Yesterday, Not To Who Someone Else Is Today
- Don’t Let Your Children Do Anything That Makes You Dislike Them