Released: October 17, 2018
Featuring: Internet Historian
Songwriter: Anon
Producer: Akira The Don
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school
Time to present in front of class
Get biggest boner of my life
Idea.jpg
Pull boner up and tuck it into my belt
Fits perfectly
Have to point at something at the top of board
Front of shirt lifts up, exposing my dick tip to whole class
My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful
My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful
Stupid Chad yells at everyone to look at my tiny dick
Not even that small
Crush starts laughing as tears start to well up in my eyes
Freak out and run out of the classroom
Laughing stock of the whole class
Laughing stock of the whole class
Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)
Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)
Just had to quit the only job I’ve ever loved
Because all my students
Saw my tiny dick
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school
Time to present in front of class
Get biggest boner of my life
Idea.jpg
Pull boner up and tuck it into my belt
Fits perfectly
Have to point at something at the top of board
Front of shirt lifts up, exposing my dick tip to whole class
My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful
My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful
Stupid Chad yells at everyone to look at my tiny dick
Not even that small
Crush starts laughing as tears start to well up in my eyes
Freak out and run out of the classroom
Laughing stock of the whole class
Laughing stock of the whole class
Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)
Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)
Just had to quit the only job I’ve ever loved
Because all my students
Saw my tiny dick
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)
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