Released: November 20, 1973
Songwriter: Michael Bruce Alice Cooper
Producer: Jack Richardson Jack Douglas
Aw, who's the queen of the locker room
Who's the cream of the crop
Poor Joey took her to the matinee
Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!"
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle
Well, I must have come to that crazy age
Where ev'rything is hot
'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking
Are normal thoughts or not
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Yeah
Ooh
I read Dad's books like I did before
Now things are crystal clear
Lock the door in the bathroom now
I just can't get caught in here
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Must be a gift from above
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Hallelujah, etc.)
Who's the cream of the crop
Poor Joey took her to the matinee
Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!"
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle
Well, I must have come to that crazy age
Where ev'rything is hot
'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking
Are normal thoughts or not
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Yeah
Ooh
I read Dad's books like I did before
Now things are crystal clear
Lock the door in the bathroom now
I just can't get caught in here
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Must be a gift from above
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Hallelujah, etc.)
The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper
- Under My Wheels [The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years]
- I Am the Future
- Who Do You Think We Are
- I Got a Line on You
- Teenage Frankenstein
- Look at You Over There, Ripping the Sawdust from My Teddybear
- Gutter Cat vs. The Jets
- Road Rats
- Former Lee Warmer
- No Time for Tears
- See Me in the Mirror
- Prince of Darkness
- Pain
- Department of Youth
- Muscle of Love
- Mr. & Misdemeanor
- Lost in America
- Fire
- Call It Evil (Demo)
- Levity Ball
- Man with the Golden Gun
- Lay Down and Die, Goodbye
- Don’t Blow Your Mind
- Caught in a Dream
- Respect for the Sleepers (demo)
- Identity Crisises
- He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) (Movie Mix)
- Space Pirates
- I’m Flash
- Is Anyone Home?
- Welcome to My Nightmare
- Hard Rock Summer
- He’s Back (Demo)
- Escape
- Slick Black Limousine
- For Britain Only
- Reflected
- Nobody Likes Me (Demo)
- Tag, You’re It
- Only Women Bleed
- Hands of Death (Spookshow 2000 mix)
- No Tricks
- Refrigerator Heaven
- Because
- Ballad of Dwight Fry
- Elected
- Poison
- Go to Hell
- Hey Stoopid
- Teenage Lament ’74
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- Billion Dollar Babies
- Feed My Frankenstein
- It’s Hot Tonight
- Be My Lover
- School’s Out
- I Love the Dead
- Is It My Body
- Killer
- Hello, Hooray
- Clones (We’re All)
- Working Up a Sweat
- How You Gonna See Me Now
- Under My Wheels
- Stolen Prayer
- Dead Babies
- Freedom
- Trash
- Cold Ethyl
- Only My Heart Talkin’
- You and Me
- Desperado
- It’s Me
- From the Inside
- Serious
- I Love America
- I Never Cry
- I’m Eighteen
- Muscle of Love (1973)
- Alice Cooper’s Greatest Hits (1974)
- The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper (1999)
- Mascara and Monsters: The Best of Alice Cooper (2001)
- Poison
- School’s Out
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- I’m Eighteen
- Billion Dollar Babies
- Ballad of Dwight Fry
- Only Women Bleed
- Steven
- Feed My Frankenstein
- Go to Hell
- Welcome to My Nightmare
- I Love the Dead
- Hey Stoopid
- Dead Babies
- Black JuJu
- Be My Lover
- It’s Hot Tonight
- Stand
- He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask)
- Gail
- Because
- Return of the Spiders
- Refrigerator Heaven
- Six Hours