Songwriter: Lan O’Kun

Producer: Robert Mersey

I have got a minute
Just a little minute
I have only got a minute
Just a minute
I have only got a minute
That is all the time I have
To sing this tiny little minute waltz

It isn't easy but I'll try it then
I've got to say goodbye
But first I'll take a minute and put in it
Every note that Chopin wrote
And thus I’ll sing the little minute waltz

And hope that I can sing with no faults
And though it's difficult
I'll give it every last breath that I've got within my body
Hope that my performance won't be very shoddy
Singing every note will not do wonders for my throat
I probably will end up hoarse

Of course I will, I've done it
And the wager that I made I will have won
It’s not the money but the
Satisfaction that I get from winning money
On this silly kind of bet

Though this kind of solo wasn't his intention
Chopin isn't here to make an intervention
So with your permission
And no intermission
I will sing each note
That that composer wrote
As you can hear my trilling isn't very thrilling
But no one can say I wasn't very willing
To attempt a thing that's not been done
And just for fun to sing the minute waltz

As I sing the seconds fly
All too soon the minute waltzes by
And now I ask you, Where am I?
Halfway through the tune and I'm falling far behind

I have less than thirty seconds
Less than thirty seconds
Less than thirty
Less than half a minute
I have less than thirty seconds
I have less than half a minute
To complete this little minute waltz
And every note that's in the score while
The sands of time I know are pouring
Let me win my bet and I’ll run with the money
Down to some big store and there I’ll buy a honey
Of a trophy for myself to put upon the shelf
To show the world I won

Oh, the second hand is rushing round the dial
And though I'd like to end this torture with a smile
Unless someone knows how to stop the clock
You're gonna see me cry before I’ve said goodbye

Eight little measures to complete the song
But I'm afraid my little lungs will burst before too long
If only I can last this scale
I won't have failed to sing the little minute waltz

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand is an Oscar-winning, Tony-winning, Emmy-winning, Golden Globe-winning Broadway legend, film star, movie director and one of the biggest-selling recording artists of all time - a staggering amount of accomplishments for someone whose mother insisted she not to go into show business.

By the time she was sixteen, she’d graduated high school and was living on her own in Manhattan. After winning a talent contest at a gay bar on West 9th Street, Streisand’s ‘spellbinding’ voice quickly became popular at New York clubs and in Broadway shows. After appearances on a number of popular television shows including The Tonight Show, Streisand signed with Columbia Records and released several top 10 albums in the 1960s, scoring two US top 40 hits with “People” and “Second Hand Rose”.

Her success as a recording artist continued through the 1970s with several more gold/platinum-certified albums and four US “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”, “No More Tears”, the Oscar-winning “The Way We Were”, and the Academy Award-winning “Evergreen (Love Theme from A Star Is Born)”. The 1980s would begin with Streisand’s biggest-selling release of her career Guilty, a collaborative effort with BeeGees member Barry Gibb. It topped the albums chart in several countries and as did its lead single “Woman In Love”.