[Verse 1]
I borrowed some money I sold my car
I put an airstream trailer up on blocks
That satellite dish was my first mistake
She started watching Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake
She cut me down to once a week
At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat
I was paranoid and scared to death
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath
[Chorus]
Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
I can't live here since you broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
[Verse 2]
She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass
She gave him cold ice tea and a piece of pie
My landlord came while I was out of town
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down
We fell asleep with the late show on
Now it's the a.m. I wake up and she's gone
I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again
And since I don't know which trailer she's in
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Jenny Jones don't understand Geraldo don't understand
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man
[Chorus]
I borrowed some money I sold my car
I put an airstream trailer up on blocks
That satellite dish was my first mistake
She started watching Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake
She cut me down to once a week
At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat
I was paranoid and scared to death
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath
[Chorus]
Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
I can't live here since you broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
[Verse 2]
She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass
She gave him cold ice tea and a piece of pie
My landlord came while I was out of town
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down
We fell asleep with the late show on
Now it's the a.m. I wake up and she's gone
I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again
And since I don't know which trailer she's in
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Jenny Jones don't understand Geraldo don't understand
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man
[Chorus]
- Southern Rain (2000)
- Achy Breaky Heart
- I Want My Mullet Back
- The Freebird Fell
- Bluegrass State of Mind
- I Learned From You
- How’ve Ya Been
- Country Music Has the Blues
- Tell Me
- Cover to Cover
- Ole What’s Her Name
- It Could’ve Been Me
- The Way It Is
- Ready, set, don’t go - radio edit
- Ready, set, don’t go - original version
- Angels Protect This Home
- Tulsa Time (ROKMAN Remix)
- You Good
- Folsom Prison Blues
- Achy Breaky Heart 25th (Muscle Shoals Mix)
- Achy Breaky Heart 25 (Spanglish)
- Meant to Be
- Achy Breaky Heart (Remix)
- Worry
- Just As I Am