Released: June 12, 2001
Songwriter: Travis Barker Tom DeLonge Mark Hoppus
Producer: Jerry Finn
[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
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- Roller Coaster
- First Date
- Happy Holidays, You Bastard
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- Online Songs
- Please Take Me Home
- Give Me One Good Reason
- Story of a Lonely Guy
- Anthem Part Two
- The Rock Show
- When You Fucked Grandpa
- Swallow My Eggnog (2001)
- Take Off Your Pants and Jacket (2001)
- NOËL ROCK (2019)
- I Miss You
- What’s My Age Again?
- Adam’s Song
- All the Small Things
- Feeling This
- Dammit
- She’s Out of Her Mind
- First Date
- Bored To Death
- Stay Together for the Kids
- Always
- Dumpweed
- I Really Wish I Hated You
- Misery
- Fuck a Dog
- Dysentery Gary
- Brohemian Rhapsody
- The Rock Show
- All of This
- Josie
- Blame It on My Youth
- Stockholm Syndrome
- Going Away to College
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