Songwriter: Bob Seger

Producer: Bob Seger Punch Andrews

[Verse 1]
I wanna be a lawyer
Doctor or professor
A member of the UMC
I want an air conditioner
Cottage on the river
And all the money I can see

[Verse 2]
I wanna drive a Lincoln
Spend my evenings drinking
The very best of Burgundy
I want a yacht for sailing
Private eye for tailing
My wife if she's a bit too free
Yeah, oh yeah

[Chorus]
I've been told ever since I was a boy
It's what one ought to be
A part of the UMC

[Verse 3]
I want a pool to swim in
Fancy suits to dress in
Some stock in GM and GE
An office in the city
Secretary pretty
Who'll take dictation on my knee

[Verse 4]
I want a paid vacation
Don't want to have to ration
A thing with anyone but me
And if there's war or famine
Promise I'll examine
The details if they're on TV, yeah

[Chorus]
I'll pretend to be liberal
But I'll still support the GOP
As part of the UMC (Oh)

[Outro]
I wanna be a lawyer
Doctor or professor
A member of the UMC

Bob Seger

Robert Clark “Bob” Seger (born May 6, 1945) is an American singer-songwriter, guitarist and pianist. As a locally successful Detroit-area artist, he performed and recorded as Bob Seger and the Last Heard and Bob Seger System throughout the 1960s. By the early 1970s, he had dropped the “System” from his recordings and continued to strive for broader success with various other bands. In 1973, he put together the Silver Bullet Band, with a group of Detroit-area musicians, with whom he became most successful on the national level with the album Live Bullet, recorded live with the Silver Bullet Band in 1975 at Cobo Hall in Detroit, Michigan. On his studio albums, he also worked extensively with the Alabama-based Muscle Shoals Rhythm Section, which appeared on several of Seger’s best-selling singles and albums.

In 1976, he achieved a national breakout with the studio album Night Moves. The Night Moves title track became his first Billboard Top 5 single and the album started a string six consecutive albums landing in the Billbaord Top 10. The 1980 album, Against the Wind, topped the charts.