Star Fox: Space Oddity​brentalfloss

Star Fox

Ground Control to Fox McCloud
Ground Control to Fox McCloud
Sure, your dad is dead but prob'ly he'd be proud
Ground Control to Fox McCloud
Commencing launch, I'll count aloud (10, 9, 8)
Don't forget that fancy scarf you like to wear

Good luck!
We need your help, Star Fox!
Andross's enemy is my enemy!
I can't let you go there, Star Fox!

This is Peppy Hare to Fox McCloud
Now do a barrel roll!
I know
Try a somersault and use the boost to get through!
I know!
Your dead father used to help me like that too!
Do we have to bring up dad every frickin' day?

Falco to McCloud, come in, McCloud
Oh, boy
You're such a waste of space
Yeah, 'till you're in trouble
I can't shake this guy, no matter what I do
Gee, I guess I should be thankful, well, fuck you!
No, Falco, fuck you!

This is Slippy Toad to Fox McCloud!
A bogey's on my tail! (Oh, big surprise!)
Get this guy off me please, please, come on, I'm dyin'!
You're an Arwing engineer who sucks at flyin'?
Hey!
He's right though, Slippy, you suck balls

This is Fox McCloud to Star Fox Team
Hey Falco, you're a douche!
And please Peppy, for the love of god, retire!
As for Slippy, will you please die in a fire?
Immediately!

Star Fox team to Fox McCloud, your circuit's dead, connection down
Can you hear me Fox McCloud?
Yes
Can you hear me Fox McCloud?
Yes!
Can you hear me Fox McCloud?
Yes, god, I hate you guys!

Can you
Here is a very angry fox man (God, I'll kill you, ugh!)
Far above the world
Corneria is blue, and here lately I am too
Star Fox!
Star Fox!

Slippy, get back here!
Stop suckin' so much balls!
Try a U-turn!
Try a U-turn!
Turn!