Released: November 16, 2009
Songwriter: Cosmo Jarvis
Producer: Cosmo Jarvis
[Verse]
This is not a stalker's anthem like that pirate hat you wear
Let's just dress like girls and we could put chewing gum in our hair
Send me messages all day and I will read them
She's a sweaty pirate chick, let's puke again
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Verse]
Let's go steal some sheep from a sheep shop somewhere
We could build an army but we'd let them keep their hair
She's not a girly though I do not know her too good
We talk on the internet, damn straight I would
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Verse]
If you wanna make a movie in my bedroom
I will bring some tights and make-up
Spitting at a half-moon
She's still hot when she is trying to beatbox so drunk
Dancing like a stoned mouse
Best thought I thunk
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Bridge]
All my friends have gone away
Because they're all in serious relationships
Even though that they're only 17
I'd like to be a pirate
Or a stripper or a jedi
And I've come to the conclusion that all girls are mean
Except for all the ones on TV
'Cause I'd gladly let them eat me all night long
Something's wrong with you!
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
(That's a fucking fact)
Kate was here and I like how she talks
This is not a stalker's anthem like that pirate hat you wear
Let's just dress like girls and we could put chewing gum in our hair
Send me messages all day and I will read them
She's a sweaty pirate chick, let's puke again
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Verse]
Let's go steal some sheep from a sheep shop somewhere
We could build an army but we'd let them keep their hair
She's not a girly though I do not know her too good
We talk on the internet, damn straight I would
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Verse]
If you wanna make a movie in my bedroom
I will bring some tights and make-up
Spitting at a half-moon
She's still hot when she is trying to beatbox so drunk
Dancing like a stoned mouse
Best thought I thunk
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Bridge]
All my friends have gone away
Because they're all in serious relationships
Even though that they're only 17
I'd like to be a pirate
Or a stripper or a jedi
And I've come to the conclusion that all girls are mean
Except for all the ones on TV
'Cause I'd gladly let them eat me all night long
Something's wrong with you!
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
(That's a fucking fact)
Kate was here and I like how she talks
more tracks from the album
From the album
- Humasyouhitch / Sonofabitch (2009)
Cosmo Jarvis popular songs
- Gay Pirates
- Lacie
- Let Me Out Of My Head
- Hopeless Bay
- Jessica Alba’s Number
- Sure As Hell Not Jesus
- She Doesn’t Mind
- Good Citizen
- Train Downtown
- Friend Of The Devil
- Love This
- The Girl from My Village
- Whatever
- Tell Me Who to Be
- Sunshine
- Think Bigger
- Maxine
- Crazy Screwed Up Lady
- Dave’s House
- Sort Yourself Out
- The Wave That Made Them Happy
- Get Happy
- You Got Your Head
- Wild Humans