Dumb Kid
Dumb Kid
Dumb Kid
I'm not stalking you
I'm walking in front of you
But you're screaming
And I'm not grabbing you
Or slapping the ass of you
But I'm dreaming
Cause I like girls in Trackies
I don't know why they just grab me
And I like how you stand up
I like how you stand up
I'm not that weird
I don't have a girl or beard
And I'm so fed up
So fed up
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend
I can spend
No matter how much porn I download
I will always think of you
And I will be obsessed til the end
Til the end
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm not a wanker
Well I used to be
But I'm not anymore
Cause it makes me tired
And I'm glad you're happy
But if my love gets crappy
And I'm glad you're admired
And I know I'm immature
I won't stalk you anymore
I'm a dumb kid
Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
And I'm not forgetting you
I'm just not gonna hit on you
I'm sexually retarded
Speaking of jacking
I was doing it today
But then I quit so I'd last longer
And you wouldn't laugh at me
I'm one of those guys
I can't let go and accept loathing
Cause I've got what's an addictive personality
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm not saying we were gonna bang
But it would have been quite nice
And I would have liked it more
Than the best thing in the world
You're not the first I've done a song about
Trust me
I'm really not that weird
I just get obsessed with girls!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
(My balls are cold!)
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm obsessed Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
Dumb Kid
Dumb Kid
I'm not stalking you
I'm walking in front of you
But you're screaming
And I'm not grabbing you
Or slapping the ass of you
But I'm dreaming
Cause I like girls in Trackies
I don't know why they just grab me
And I like how you stand up
I like how you stand up
I'm not that weird
I don't have a girl or beard
And I'm so fed up
So fed up
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend
I can spend
No matter how much porn I download
I will always think of you
And I will be obsessed til the end
Til the end
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm not a wanker
Well I used to be
But I'm not anymore
Cause it makes me tired
And I'm glad you're happy
But if my love gets crappy
And I'm glad you're admired
And I know I'm immature
I won't stalk you anymore
I'm a dumb kid
Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
And I'm not forgetting you
I'm just not gonna hit on you
I'm sexually retarded
Speaking of jacking
I was doing it today
But then I quit so I'd last longer
And you wouldn't laugh at me
I'm one of those guys
I can't let go and accept loathing
Cause I've got what's an addictive personality
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm not saying we were gonna bang
But it would have been quite nice
And I would have liked it more
Than the best thing in the world
You're not the first I've done a song about
Trust me
I'm really not that weird
I just get obsessed with girls!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
(My balls are cold!)
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
I'm obsessed Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!
more tracks from the album
From the album
- Humasyouhitch / Sonofabitch (2009)
Cosmo Jarvis popular songs
- Gay Pirates
- Lacie
- Let Me Out Of My Head
- Hopeless Bay
- Jessica Alba’s Number
- Sure As Hell Not Jesus
- She Doesn’t Mind
- Good Citizen
- Train Downtown
- Friend Of The Devil
- Love This
- The Girl from My Village
- Whatever
- Tell Me Who to Be
- Sunshine
- Think Bigger
- Maxine
- Crazy Screwed Up Lady
- Dave’s House
- Sort Yourself Out
- The Wave That Made Them Happy
- Get Happy
- You Got Your Head
- Wild Humans