Released: March 25, 2016

Featuring: Matt Smith Jonathan Bailey Hugh Skinner Eugene McCoy Charlie Anson Ben Aldridge

Songwriter: Duncan Sheik

[LUIS CARRUTHERS, spoken]
Holy shit
 
[LUIS CARRUTHERS]
Magnificent...
 
[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]
Impressive...
 
[DAVID VAN PATTEN]
So thick...
 
[TIMOTHY PRICE]
And yet so light
 
[LUIS CARRUTHERS]
The lettering
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Romalian
 
[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]
The stock
 
[PAUL OWEN]
It's eggshell white
Don't take chances in the game
It matters what you've drawn
The question's not what's in a name
But what it's printed on
 
[ALL]
Oh, baby baby
You're such a card
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard
 
Oh, baby baby
This can't be right
How I love your surfaces
How I love your tie
 
[PAUL OWEN]
The impression that you make
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He thinks that I'm a fake
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Is always in your hands
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Does he know who I am?
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Either Constantia
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He says "nice to see ya"
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Or Comic Sans
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
But doesn't shake my hand
 
[PAUL OWEN]
In the corporate coliseum
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Everyone that he meets...
 
[PAUL OWEN]
The crowd calls for a showman
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
They want to get to know him
 
[PAUL OWEN]
My font
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He's cut from...
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Imperial
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Nice material...
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Yours, Times New Roman
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
I ain’t no Willy Loman
 
[ALL]
Oh, baby baby
It's really not that hard
You'll find that when you get it right
A deal's made with a card
Oh, baby baby
You're such a card
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Oh, baby baby
I'll concede the game
You played your hand well today
But soon you'll know my name

Duncan Sheik

Duncan Sheik is an American composer, best known for his work on the Broadway musical Spring Awakening, which won the 2007 Tony Award for Best Original Score and the 2008 Grammy Award for Best Musical Show Album.