Released: March 25, 2016
Featuring: Cassandra Compton Susannah Fielding Matt Smith
Songwriter: Duncan Sheik
[EVELYN]
If we get married
We’d have such a wedding
[PATRICK]
You will be carried
To your beheading
[EVENLYN]
It’s so romantic
We’ll be in Page Six
[PATRICK]
Me in that rag
Next to some trashy bitch
[EVELYN]
I’d like a huge diamond
Won’t settle for less
[PATRICK]
How many karats
Or should I just guess?
If you only knew
[JEAN]
If I only knew
[EVELYN]
If we get married
[JEAN]
Would he be happy?
[PATRICK]
If you only knew
[EVELYN]
The band should be ethnic
Perhaps a bit reggae
[PATRICK]
Maybe machine guns
Will make a good segue
[JEAN]
If he got married
He might relax
[EVELYN]
I’d serve him dinner
[PATRICK]
I’d swing an axe
[JEAN]
It’s that look in his eye
That I don’t understand
[EVELYN]
I’ll burst into tears
When he takes my hand
[JEAN]
When he holds my hand
[PATRICK]
When I cut off her hand
If you only knew
[JEAN]
If I only knew
[EVELYN]
If we get married
[JEAN]
Would I be happy?
[PATRICK]
If you only knew
[JEAN]
If I only knew
[EVELYN]
If we get married
[PATRICK]
If you only knew
If we get married
We’d have such a wedding
[PATRICK]
You will be carried
To your beheading
[EVENLYN]
It’s so romantic
We’ll be in Page Six
[PATRICK]
Me in that rag
Next to some trashy bitch
[EVELYN]
I’d like a huge diamond
Won’t settle for less
[PATRICK]
How many karats
Or should I just guess?
If you only knew
[JEAN]
If I only knew
[EVELYN]
If we get married
[JEAN]
Would he be happy?
[PATRICK]
If you only knew
[EVELYN]
The band should be ethnic
Perhaps a bit reggae
[PATRICK]
Maybe machine guns
Will make a good segue
[JEAN]
If he got married
He might relax
[EVELYN]
I’d serve him dinner
[PATRICK]
I’d swing an axe
[JEAN]
It’s that look in his eye
That I don’t understand
[EVELYN]
I’ll burst into tears
When he takes my hand
[JEAN]
When he holds my hand
[PATRICK]
When I cut off her hand
If you only knew
[JEAN]
If I only knew
[EVELYN]
If we get married
[JEAN]
Would I be happy?
[PATRICK]
If you only knew
[JEAN]
If I only knew
[EVELYN]
If we get married
[PATRICK]
If you only knew
American Psycho (Original London Cast Recording)
- Not a Common Man
- Killing Spree
- Nice Thought
- At the End of an Island / Harbody Hamptons (Medley)
- I Am Back
- A Girl Before
- Don’t You Want Me?
- This Is Not an Exit
- Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Duncan Sheik Remix)
- Selling Out (Fischer King Remix)
- Clean
- Mistletoe Alert
- Opening (Morning Routine)
- Cards
- You Are What You Wear
- Oh, Sri Lanka
- True Faith
- Killing Time
- In the Air Tonight
- Hardbody/Hardbody Luis (Medley)
- If We Get Married
- Killing Time 2.0
- Don’t Do Sadness/Blue Wind
- The Dark I Know Well
- The Song of Purple Summer
- Left Behind
- Those You’ve Known
- And Then There Were None
- The Word of Your Body
- Totally Fucked
- The Guilty Ones
- The Word of Your Body (Reprise)
- Whispering
- The Mirror-Blue Night
- I Believe
- Barely Breathing
- There Once Was a Pirate
- The Dawn’s Request
- I Wouldn’t Mind
- The End of Outside
- Wishful Thinking
- Nichiren
- Songbird
- Play Your Part
- On a High
- Such Reveries