Released: April 23, 2008

Featuring: Rossy Little

Rossy Little

It was just another day
We were chillin’ at the beach
With a couple fly honeys at the age of 17
But we all know that these bitches is lyin’
And we end up locked behind bars and we cryin’
Denyin’ the charges you’re pressin’ up on me
Everybody knows how it goes when you’re horny
So don’t act like you’ve never been in situations
Similar to this and your heart starts racin’
Pleadin’ the fifth, act like she don’t exist
Now you’re locked up in your house
With a band on your wrist
So we kissed
And I’m not saying it’s a mistake
But the cops keep telling me it’s statutory rape

[Chorus]
The story (x3)
The story of Mike Morgan
She’s only 15
Steve Witz

I’m ‘bout to bring you somethin’ really absurd
Maybe I wasn’t there for it but I’mma say what i heard
Michael morgan absorbin’ the youngest poon in the planet
So ridiculous that Chris Hansen couldn’t even stand it
She’ll have your head steady runnin’ in places
But I can’t get past the fact that she still got braces
It’s amazin’, she’s got Mike thinkin’ he’s dirty
When she reminds him that her bedtime is still 10:30
So I gotta get back to the point that you missin’
Michael Morgan the maldora [?] the explora on these young bitches
Still he’s wishin’ that one day he won’t be bothered
When Maury Povich reads out “You are the father”

[Chorus] (x2)
M.D.O.T

[Verse: Rossy Little]
So here’s the deal
We were at a show, everyone’s clappin’
I saw this wack bitch and then we started mackin’
I said “How old are you?”
She said “I’m 17”
Found out later through a text she was 15
I dropped my book and ran
Because I couldn’t understand
What this girl was sellin’ me so I had to get a plan
Damn, I need to find a better situation
You’re only 15, I can’t commit the penetration

Chorus
Think about it

Hoodie Allen

Hoodie Allen (born August 19, 1988) is a rapper from Long Island, NY. His real life name is Steven Markowitz – the stage name Hoodie Allen came from his youth nickname “Hoodie” and is a wordplay with actor Woody Allen.

He would gain first success with several mixtapes and EPs such as Leap Year, All American and Crew Cuts, before going on to release his first studio album People Keep Talking in 2014. Hoodie went on to release Happy Camper in 2016, The Hype in 2017, and Whatever USA in 2019.

His style is a mixture of rap and pop – catchy hooks are often embedded in two or three fast spoken verses. His lyrics mostly deal with fame, girls and parties and are very reference-heavy.