Released: June 3, 2014

Songwriter: Natalie Hemby Nicolle Galyon Miranda Lambert

Producer: Chuck Ainlay Glenn Worf Frank Liddell

[Verse 1]
My disposition permeates
The room when I walk in the place
I'm sorry!
By calculation I'm way too much
Pretentiously I bitch a buck
But you bought it!
I can't exceed my reputation
A small town girl with compensation
Exploitin' all my possibilities
Well don't you know I'll blaze a trail
But hell
You can come with me

[Chorus]
What doesn't kill you
Only makes you blonder
My heels and my hotel
They just got taller
Somethin' bout platinum irrefutably
Looks as good on records
As it does on me

[Verse 2]
Historically real men prefer
The Marilyns with curls and curves
And I've got it!
Genetically or chemically
As long as it contains some bleach
I want it!

You don't need to be a fighter
Honey, just go one shade lighter
You'll acquire everything you want
When your roots grow out
And things go South
Hey, go back to the salon!

[Chorus]
What doesn't kill you
Only makes you blonder
My heels and my hotel
They just got taller
Somethin' bout platinum irrefutably
Looks as good on records
As it does on me
What doesn't kill you
Only makes you blonder
My heels and my hotel
They just got taller
Somethin' bout platinum irrefutably
Looks as good on records
As it does on me

[Outro]
Somethin' bout platinum irrefutably
Looks as good on records as it does on me

Platinum
Platinum
Somethin' bout platinum

Miranda Lambert

Miranda Lambert was born November 10, 1983 in Longview, Texas to Richard Lee and Beverly June Hughes Lambert. She has a brother, Luke. The 5'4" country music artist/songwriter gained fame as a finalist on the 2003 season of Nashville Star, where she finished in third place and later signed to Epic Records. Miranda married Blake Shelton on May 14, 2011 but the couple divorced on July 20, 2015. Lambert is especially known for “The House that Built Me”, “White Liar” and “Kerosene”.