Released: August 17, 1983
Songwriter: Prince
Producer: Prince
[Intro]
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
If I had your number
I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 2]
I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 3]
If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 4]
If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 5]
Run go tell your boyfriend
That his loving done got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
If I had your number
I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 2]
I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 3]
If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 4]
If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 5]
Run go tell your boyfriend
That his loving done got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad
The Hits/The B-Sides
- 1999 (7" Stereo Edit)
- Feel U Up
- Pope
- 200 Balloons
- I Love U In Me
- Irresistible Bitch
- Girl
- God
- 17 Days
- Gotta Stop (Messin’ About)
- La, La, La, He, He, Hee
- Scarlet Pussy
- Peach
- Hello
- Power Fantastic
- I Would Die 4 U (7" Single Version)
- When Doves Cry (7" Single Edit)
- I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man (Fade 7” Edit)
- If I Was Your Girlfriend (7" Single Edit)
- Sign O’ the Times (7" Single Edit)
- 4 The Tears In Your Eyes [Live]
- Nothing Compares 2 U
- Escape
- Horny Toad
- Shockadelica
- Pink Cashmere
- Another Lonely Christmas
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore?
- She’s Always in My Hair
- Diamonds and Pearls
- U Got the Look
- Controversy
- When You Were Mine
- Head
- Let’s Go Crazy
- I Wanna Be Your Lover
- 7
- Purple Rain
- Kiss
- Little Red Corvette
- Erotic City
- Sexy M.F.
- Soft and Wet
- Gett Off
- Cream
- Thieves In The Temple
- I Feel for You
- Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?
- Alphabet St.
- Delirious
- Pop Life
- Uptown
- Dirty Mind
- Do Me, Baby
- Raspberry Beret
- The Hits/The B-Sides (1993)
- 1999: Deluxe Edition (2019)
- 1999
- Little Red Corvette
- Adore
- Sign O’ the Times
- If I Was Your Girlfriend
- P. Control
- I Wanna Be Your Lover
- Nothing Compares 2 U
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
- Head
- Controversy
- When You Were Mine
- Do Me, Baby
- Sister
- Starfish and Coffee
- Soft and Wet
- 1000 X’s & O’S
- The Ballad of Dorothy Parker
- U Got the Look
- Call My Name
- I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore?
- Dirty Mind
- Gold