Songwriter: Robert John Lange Shania Twain
Producer: Robert John Lange
[Intro]
Ow
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Verse 1]
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve—just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
’Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much (Oh, oh, ooh)
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Ow, yeah
[Verse 3]
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (Don't impress me)
Oh, oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now, now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
That don't impress me much
Oh no
That don't impress me much
Oh no
Ow, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, oh, no
Alright, alright
You're Tarzan
Captain Kirk, maybe?
John Wayne
Whatever
Uh-uh
That don't impress me... much
Ow
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Verse 1]
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve—just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
’Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much (Oh, oh, ooh)
So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Ow, yeah
[Verse 3]
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
[Chorus]
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much (Don't impress me)
Oh, oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now, now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
That don't impress me much
Oh no
That don't impress me much
Oh no
Ow, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, oh, no
Alright, alright
You're Tarzan
Captain Kirk, maybe?
John Wayne
Whatever
Uh-uh
That don't impress me... much
That Don’t Impress Me Much - EP
- You’re Still the One
- That Don’t Impress Me Much
- That Don’t Impress Me Much (Dance Mix)
- (If You’re Not In It For Love) I’m Outta Here! (Live At Reunion Arena, Dallas, 1998)
- Home Ain’t Where His Heart Is (Anymore)/The Woman In Me/You’ve Got A Way (Medley / Live At Reunion A
- That Don’t Impress Me Much (Dance Mix Edit)
- That Don’t Impress Me Much (International Remix #2)
- From This Moment On (Solo/Vocal Remix)
- That Don’t Impress Me Much - EP (1998)
- Come On Over (Australian Tour Edition) (1999)
- Greatest Hits (2004)
- Country Hits (2019) (2019)
- Man! I Feel like a Woman!
- You’re Still the One
- That Don’t Impress Me Much
- From This Moment On
- Life’s About to Get Good
- Any Man of Mine
- Forever and for Always
- Honey, I’m Home
- I’m Gonna Getcha Good!
- When You Kiss Me
- Ka-Ching!
- Up!
- I’m Alright
- Come On Over
- You’ve Got a Way
- Soldier
- Party for Two
- No One Needs to Know
- Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
- Endless Love
- Amneris’ Letter
- I Lost My Heart When I Found You
- Coat of Many Colors
- You Shook Me All Night Long