Released: August 30, 2005

Songwriter: Dave Ball Marc Almond

She displays her products like nobody else
She applies a bit of everything she finds on the shelf
A dab, a drop, a smear and a dash
She hides her blemish, blots her [unintelligible] and wipes out a rash

Walking make-up counter
She’ll do a demonstration
She’ll blend her face into a blur
And mystify the nation

She’s a walking make-up counter
The comforting aroma
She’s examples of their products
You too can be a sensation

She displays her failures like nobody else
Her face in the palette she leaves on the shelf
She stands or smiles, her features will crack
[unintelligible]

She’s a walking make-up counter
She’ll do a demonstration
She’ll blend her face into a blur
And [unintelligible] the nation

She’s a walking make-up counter
The comforting aroma
She’s examples of their products
You too can be a sensation

She displays her products like nobody else
She applies a bit of everything she finds on the shelf
A dab, a drop, a smear and a dash
She hides her blemish, blots her [unintelligible] and wipes out a rash

She’s a walking make-up counter
She’ll do a demonstration
She’ll blend her face into a blur
And mystify the nation

She’s a walking make-up counter
The comforting aroma
She’s examples of their products
You too can be a sensation

She’s too good to be true!
Don’t you envy her?

Soft Cell

Soft Cell is an English synthpop duo who originated in 1978 consisting of vocalist Marc Almond and instrumentalist David Ball. They are best known for their song “Tainted Love” which was released in 1981.