Released: December 5, 2016

Songwriter: Watsky

Producer: Watsky

[Verse 1]

She's a true cutie
Butt makes me cry I call it a boo-hooty
Got a dude weak in the knees
When she set sail two cheeks to the breeze
She gets low, reverse vertical
Rump in descent like a jet at a terminal
She drop it to the floor like a kindergartener's shorts when he's pissing at a urinal
It's okay to brag
You're on a pole sideways like a waving flag
And I salute that hustle
The glutes and back muscle
No lie your core strength is ill and you're getting it
Sweating for your med school bills
But on the real I got dragged along
And at the strip club is where I don't belong

[Hook]

Shes grinds that pole I shed a tear (drop it)
I don't know why the hell I'm here (booty)

[Verse 2]

I'm at the Spearmint Rhino
Japanese business men smelly as whinos
And I'm not too keen
Been a couple times and it's not my scene
No doubt I like to go out
Toast with the bros where a bro can bro out
I don't need nipples like hard rubies
With big old scars underneath her large boobies
I knew we should have gone to cheesecake
Here we're either perverts or some got damn cheapskates
She stripped and I paid her
Not tipping her is like not tipping a waiter (it's rude)
So I'm tossing crumpled up ones
For an extra jiggle of those bubble butt buns
But even if I had cash it's unlikely
That I'd spend it getting women to pretend to like me

[Hook]

Shes grinds that pole I shed a tear (drop it)
I don't know why the hell I'm here (booty)

Watsky

A successful slam poet turned rapper, Watsky first gained attention through ‘Russell Simmons’ HBO Def Poetry,’ and a later burst of viral success for his fast rapping. At every turn, Watsky has refused to be pigeonholed, following up his speed rap success with 2013 LP Cardboard Castles, an eccentric ode to creativity, and 2014’s Anderson. Paak-produced All You Can Do. After a hiatus to work on new material, Watsky pivots again, this time to prose, returning simultaneously with the essay collection How To Ruin Everything, published by Plume/Penguin-Random House, of which Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda writes, “funny, subversive […] you find yourself nodding your head in wonder and recognition.” How To Ruin Everything debuted in the New York Times best-selling list. In total, he has created five studio albums and two live albums. Watsky released his fifth album, x INFINITY August 2016, describing it as his most ambitious project yet. Most recently, in January of 2019, he released a short album called Complaint.