Fuck That Fuck Rap: Episode 2 - What About MeA-1 (Rap)

[Intro]
Nahh nahh , hey hey
Fuck that, fuck rap
Yo that was [a] good advice but
Yeah, You know who it is man
It's your boy A-1
A.K.A Mr.Black and Mellow
A.K.A. Charizard, the dragon fire type
A.K.A. "It's that boy A-1"
Motherfucker fuck that, fuck rap
Everybody sing
Yeah, can everybody go
Hey, Can everybody say hooo (they like 'hooo')
Yeah

[Verse 1: A-1]
Now let me tell ya
Imma be delivering lyrical hot bars
For a million millenniums really it's not hard
I be giving them delirium grillin' them I swear
They ain't heavier than helium really it's not fair
They're, jellyfishes I'm swimming with all sharks
You back a couple strokes, my people we on par
On guard, touché
We straight faced as armed guards in the U.K
We straight laced, all-stars in a cool way
I blow they top, not far from a toupée
They funny style, Jar-Jar in a moovaye(movie)
My nigga, this is star wars, you in Luke's way
Better do what dude say
Okay
Now that I have y'all listenin'
Listen in closely, supposed to be different
From your average rap caddy act like a gentleman
Hotter than the kitchen that my moms cook the chicken in
Nahh nahh, hey hey
Fuck that, fuck rap

[Verse 2: A-1]
Okay, brief refrain from the punchline
What's my perfect day?
Purple haze and some sunshine
None of my brothers getting in trouble with the one time
No white covers, no deaths over gun crime
We just chilling, one-love baby one mind
Give me all of this and I'll be just fine
But until that day comes it is crunch time
A hungry dude, number two in the lunch line
What's my name motherfucker this 'A' motherfucking one
Dang motherfucker this bang like a fucking drum
I let it bang in your brain till it's fucking numb
Hottest song out? I don't know probably something dumb
All these fads, I can't keep up with them
Imma do me, hopefully that's enough for them
Either way, Imma stay like bubble-gum
Under your shoe, what can you do, guess you're stuck with them
Bitch
A.K.A Danny Tanner
Cause Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen call me 'daddy'
Let's go

[Verse 3: A-1]
Now let me tell ya
I got soul but it's mostly heart
Plus I got a Napoleon complex, break your bone apart
But only in context cause it's only art
Got a Napoleon conquest I'm supposed to start
Right, after the bombs fly over then drop then blow up and the world gets blown apart
But when the war's all over what's left of the world will start over like Noah's Ark
Damn, but this a new age
I see life like a book, I'm just trynna turn a new page
See everything in my way I've outlasted
I woulda been the head of my class but I was absent, like every other day
Gave a fuck if I passed it
Class with my classmates? I'd rather do this rap shit
Teachers try to brainwash, that ain't how my dome work
I made it through high-school and never did my homework
Had to do my own work, I had to get my own start
They tried to borrow my flow but I'm a loan shark
So Imma take it back, and Imma take it there
You'd have to shoot me in the back just to make it fair
They gave me round holes, I had to make them square
Put my square peg in them bitches, that's how I made it here
And uh, yeah
Now that I made it here, I ain't going nowhere holmes
I hope I made that clear

[Outro]
Nah nah, hey hey
Fuck that, fuck rap