Songwriter: Murs Slug

Producer: Ant

[Voice announcer]
You asked for it, you got it
And this is ("FELT") Volume 2
("Murs, Slug is a group, but Felt is the fabric")

[Slug]
Ay Murs, why you always look mad at at life?

[Murs]
First, fuck you for asking, cause you know that ain't right
I just refused to be plastic for these rappers I don't like

[Slug]
Well how do you manage to stay so polite?

[Murs]
Anger management technique, developed out of spite
Rather kill you with kindness than kill you in a fight

[Slug]
So why you wanna punch these other rappers in their face?

[Murs]
Cause they fake as fuck, and a waste of space
Besides, fist not guns, that's a change of pace

[Slug]
So who are you to judge who's true these days?

[Murs]
I been around the block, got a few dues paid
One of the few rappers left that'll do what I say

[Slug]
So is it Def Jux or the Living Legends that you're reppin'?

[Murs]
Man, I'm all about good music, people and progression
I got friends in different sections but the West is where I'm restin

[Slug]
Do you really think race is the reason you ain't sellin'?

[Murs]
What, you trying to piss me off and put a end to this session?
Man, you've heard This Is For - c'mon, next question

[Slug]
Aight, what was it like working with Humpty Hump?

[Murs]
One hell of a artist, but a fucking drunk
Though he did get the video cracking, I won't front

[Slug]
You had a bunch of porn stars there, anything jump?

[Murs]
Yeah, up into my lap for some head just once
And I could've got some pussy, but I was too fucked up

[Slug]
Hahaha, after the first "Felt", did you meet Christina?

[Murs]
No, she never said thanks, my black ass never seen her
That's why I moved on to my Nubian queen, heh

[Slug]
So what's the definition of the "3:16", huh?

[Murs]
It's my birthday, fool: 3-16
Plus the formula for the every rap song that you sing

[Murs]
Hey Slug, why you only make songs about women?

[Slug]
Priorities, man. Nah, I'm kiddin'
I'm trying to build heaven while the world's still spinnin'

[Murs]
How big did you guess it would get in the beginning?

[Slug]
This is still the beginning, still unraveling ribbon
The mission is to travel for as far as the vision

[Murs]
Well how long so you think this success will last?

[Slug]
Man, for all I know, that shit already passed!
It's impossible to answer that question asked

[Murs]
Then why Rhymesayers make a deal with Epitaph?

[Slug]
We didn't, you dumbass! Go read the math
Me and ANT did one record, for beats and laughs

[Murs]
Anyways Sean, whatever happened to Spawn?

[Slug]
Well things felt wrong, so we both had to move on
No love gone, every day holds a new dawn

[Murs]
Business and friendship: where's the line drawn?

[Slug]
Family and friends may get past the front lawn
Business is done by the end of the last song

[Murs]
Is it the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams, the tar?

[Slug]
No: it's Selena, it's Christina, it's Serena in my car
It's a thick line between being a genius and a star

[Murs]
Are you rapping, acting, or kittin the guitar?

[Slug]
Man, fuck that shit! I'm just sittin at the bar
Writing these hits about self-inflicted scars

[Murs]
Are you in love with this game, completely and truly?

[Slug]
From the music to the voice to the stage to the groupies
I'm the same as I was back when nobody knew me

[Murs]
Alright, who is Lucy?

[Slug]
She's the extra that gets to play the devil in my movie
She's around Uptown sipping a beer smoothie

[both burst out laughing]

YEAAAAH, HAHHHHH-HAHAHA
(We did it again!) WE DID IT AGAIN!
(TAKE THAT! Hahaha, another album!
Hahaha, THE JOKE'S ON YOU, JACK!!

[intro to "Early Mornin' Tony" plays]

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("FELT")

Felt

Underground duo consisting of Murs, best known for his work as a member of Living Legends, and Slug, best known for his work as half of Atmosphere.

The duo released 3 full albums together, all of which are named after/tributes to a female celebrity whom they felt was becoming less popular, as they wanted them to know the world hadn’t forgotten them.

All three albums also contain multiple tracks named after various other celebrities.